Texts to: Everyone

[bestfuneralever]

hey.
this is klaus
this is a mass txt
do u no where i am?
cuz i dont
im lost
send help

Comments

[the_horror]

Seriously?

[bestfuneralever]

very.

[the_horror]

how are we suppose to know where you are?

[bestfuneralever]

idk
maybe u say me last nite
or I said aomethin to u b4 i left???f

[capeandcowling]

I swear I'm going to chip you goddamnit.
Can you turn on your GPS?

[bestfuneralever]

a good invdtment prob
does it work of j don't have mins on it
u no I'm a broke ass mfer
I'm txtn u from an app on Wi-Fi rn

[Klaus. Do you think maybe, just maybe, if there is Wi-Fi, your GPS will work?

Spoilers: he didn't think at all, why were you surprised?]

[capeandcowling]

Goddamnit turn on your GPS. If you can use wifi that means you have some kind of signal.

And what the hell did you do with the money I gave you??

....

Never mind.

[bestfuneralever]

hahah do u rly want an answer or

[But in a few minutes, there is at least a GPS signal coming from Klaus' phone. Diego is a good brother.]

[bestfuneralever]

Hey.
hey, D
charlies coming to pick me up.

Icon keyword relevant

[fireandthread]

I will help with micro chipping Klaus.

that keyword is ALWAYS relevant

[bestfuneralever]

u can do that?
its cool
idc abt needles
like some people

Re: that keyword is ALWAYS relevant

[fireandthread]

I will find a way, Klaus. Send me pictures as to where you are. I’ll find you.

[capeandcowling]

Good
Because if we leash him he'll probably get all exited.

[trenchcoat_brigade]

Not a clue but I do love a good scavenger hunt.

Give us a hint, mate.

[bestfuneralever]

who the fuk
Is this
But also do u have an accnt
I'm gussing y b/c Americans don't say mate

[trenchcoat_brigade]

Got it in one mate. Gotta love voice typing.

So give us a hint then.

[lucky_no_7]

Last I heard you were going to the library.
I probably should have asked which one.

[bestfuneralever]

fuuuuk
no1 shld lvev me w/o adult supervision tbh

[lucky_no_7]

You say that as if any of us are actually adults tho.

Oh wait, 5.

[rumourmill]

Yes or no, are you by a Panda Garden?

[bestfuneralever]

no...y?

[rumourmill]

Process of elimination. McDonald's?

[5ofmylife]

Try starting a fire.
That helps.

[bestfuneralever]

u do relaize i have a lighter
and this is entirely a posible thing 4 me 2 do rn right
bc i do
i can
r u sur ethats what u want 5?

[5ofmylife]

I know it's probably not that clear in text
but I didn't stutter Klaus.

Try not to die though.