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[bestfuneralever]

hey.
this is klaus
this is a mass txt
do u no where i am?
cuz i dont
im lost
send help

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[bestfuneralever]

did we hook up?

sketchy donut shop thats prob a drug cartel cover?
does that help
cuz thats all i got rn

[trenchcoat_brigade]

Possible. I do get around. ;)
Donut shop. Fair enough. Think you can at least give us a name, pet?

[bestfuneralever]

u sound hot jsyk ohhey look my sister n bro r on their way 2 get me but uh hey sexy stranger whats ur name

[trenchcoat_brigade]

I have my charms mate. ;)

Constantine.
Let us know when they come to get you so I don't have to try scrying for you.

[bestfuneralever]

charlies here wait r u like wiccan or something

[trenchcoat_brigade]

Good.

Not even close, mate.
Petty dabbler in the Dark Arts.
Don't want to be putting on airs. ;)

[bestfuneralever]

[Haha. Ha. Haaaaaaaaaa

Has any set of words ever sobered him as much, and as quickly, as those?]

What?
No seriously.
WHAT

[trenchcoat_brigade]

sorry handsome, didn't mean to put you off, but I won't hide who I am.

I don't hurt people, for the record.

[bestfuneralever]

Wait no
I'm not put off.
I'm fucking walking goddamn Ouija board, dude.

[trenchcoat_brigade]

... not that I'm doubting you.

But what do you mean?

[bestfuneralever]

in the immortal words of that kid from that bruce willis movie a million years ago? i c dead ppl

[trenchcoat_brigade]

Bloody hell. You're a medium then aren't you, pet?

[bestfuneralever]

nnngh keep calling me things like that and I'll be anything you want me to be. but uh yeah i guess that's a word for it my dad went with "the séance"

[trenchcoat_brigade]

I'll bear that in mind. ;)

Seance?
And people call *me* dramatic.

Get yourself sorted then give me a ring if you need.

[bestfuneralever]

fiesty i like it

i think ol' reggie wrote the book on dramatics
and bad parenting

u sayin u can help me control this?

[trenchcoat_brigade]

Oh you have *no* idea. ;)

I can try, pet.
You have my number now, give us a ring when you're settled and we'll meet up.

[bestfuneralever]

maybe i wanna know

k will do
thx