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umbrellajackassery2019-03-18 04:38 pm
bestfuneralever) wrote in umbrellajackassery2019-03-18 04:38 pm
Texts to: Everyone
hey.
this is klaus
this is a mass txt
do u no where i am?
cuz i dont
im lost
send help
this is klaus
this is a mass txt
do u no where i am?
cuz i dont
im lost
send help
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ok
im sry.
i...dk?
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i didnt mean it in a mean way
sorry
okay lets see
what would diego say....
turn on your GPS?
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its ok
omg
u dont have 2 be D, Ben
charlies coming 2 get me
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dont tell him i said that
glad char is coming for you though
so does that make me the entertainment to keep you distracted while you wait?
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[Because he'll probably forget this conversation in an hour anyway. #SorryImLikeThisBro]
idk u prob dealt w/ my bullshit enough to last a lifetime at this point amirite
2 of them even at this point
im sure i can deal for 20min wile she makes her way here or w/e
[The saddest part is, he doesn't say things like that to push a guilt trip or manipulate-- his self-esteem and self-worth are just lower than the ground itself and it seems like basic facts to him.]
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you piss me off some times
and you drive me crazy a lot of the time
but youre worth it to me?
so i dont mind being the entertainment or distraction or whatever while you wait
you might have got rid of me haunting your ass
but im still around, ok?
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ben
ben
ben
i'm not as fucked off my ass as i was last night
but i am still too high for this
ur gonna make me cry
asshole
[Almost as an after-thought, he adds:]
said w/ ❤️
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klaus
idiot
klaus
dont care
only speaking the truth
cry
itll make it more amusing for charlie when she gets there
said w/ ❤️
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but also ilu
idk
emotions r hard
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ilu2 id10t
what were you doing on that side of town anyhow?
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r u mocking me
dude idk. idek how i got here
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i cant mock my love for you brother
how high were you last night?
...
(Y)
( ..)
o(") (")
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I was
[He hit send too fast and then there's just NOTHING.
...
.....
........
What Ben isn't witnessing now is that Klaus is laughing his ass off at a thought he had.
And then the bouncing bubbles appear as he finishes answering his brother's question.]
I WAS ON THE MOON
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that high huh
im sad i missed it
(\_/)
(>.<)
(")_(")
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I'm dead.
i cant
it was 2 perfect ok
im just
dead now
omg r u gonna make me an army of them?!!!
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fly me too the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On a, Jupiter and Mars
thanks
() ()
(* *)
( 0 )o
yes
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[yaaaay.gif attached]
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| WHY....|
| SO.......|
| STONED|
| ＿＿＿＿|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
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／(=๏ x ๏=)＼
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DONT DO DRUGS
THEY MELT YOUR BRAIN
[He has to subscribe hard to a 'don't do as I do' note on this score. The last thing he wants is any of his siblings where he is in life.]
okay that 1s freaky
reminds me frank
u no
from donnie darko
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i didnt say i was going to start
just that i dont know what its like
other than seeing you be stoned
drinking i am okay with
／(=✪ x ✪=)＼
i love that movie
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ugggh
i fuckn hate that movie
y r u like t his
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you know i only drink.
i'm not luther
i'm not going to become a furry
/ (´・×・｀)＼ ... no love?
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ilu
u get all the love
frank gets none tho
sry