Texts to: Everyone

[bestfuneralever]

hey.
this is klaus
this is a mass txt
do u no where i am?
cuz i dont
im lost
send help

Comments

[the_horror]

i enjoy giving you emotional heartburn
ilu2 id10t
what were you doing on that side of town anyhow?

[bestfuneralever]

as long as some1s getting something out of it
r u mocking me
dude idk. idek how i got here

[the_horror]

we both are getting something out of it
i cant mock my love for you brother
how high were you last night?

...

(Y)
( ..)
o(") (")

[bestfuneralever]

❤️❤️❤️

I was

[He hit send too fast and then there's just NOTHING.

...

.....

........

What Ben isn't witnessing now is that Klaus is laughing his ass off at a thought he had.

And then the bouncing bubbles appear as he finishes answering his brother's question.]

I WAS ON THE MOON

[the_horror]

[Oh no, he stopped. He was about to ask what he was saying, waited a bit longer, started typing, paused when he saw the bubbles and waited. Waited and... snorted. Oh.]

that high huh
im sad i missed it

(\_/)
(>.<)
(")_(")

[bestfuneralever]

I'm dead.
i cant
it was 2 perfect ok
im just
dead now


omg r u gonna make me an army of them?!!!

[the_horror]

now im singing
fly me too the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On a, Jupiter and Mars

thanks

() ()
(* *)
( 0 )o

yes

[bestfuneralever]

ur welcome
[yaaaay.gif attached]

[the_horror]

|￣￣￣￣|
| WHY....|
| SO.......|
| STONED|
| ＿＿＿＿|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ 　 づ

[bestfuneralever]

better than bein sober

[the_horror]

ive never been stoned, so i wouldnt really know

／(=๏ x ๏=)＼

[bestfuneralever]

AND THATS GOOD
DONT DO DRUGS
THEY MELT YOUR BRAIN

[He has to subscribe hard to a 'don't do as I do' note on this score. The last thing he wants is any of his siblings where he is in life.]

okay that 1s freaky
reminds me frank
u no
from donnie darko

[the_horror]

chill
i didnt say i was going to start
just that i dont know what its like
other than seeing you be stoned
drinking i am okay with

／(=✪ x ✪=)＼
i love that movie

[bestfuneralever]

cool. good. yeah. do that. i mean dont'. whatever.

ugggh
i fuckn hate that movie
y r u like t his

[the_horror]

calm thy tits, brother
you know i only drink.
i'm not luther
i'm not going to become a furry

/ (´・×・｀)＼ ... no love?

[bestfuneralever]

ur the worst
ilu


u get all the love
frank gets none tho
sry