Texts to: Everyone

[bestfuneralever]

hey.
this is klaus
this is a mass txt
do u no where i am?
cuz i dont
im lost
send help

Comments

[fireandthread]

I can imagine.

I'd rather not

how do I make it stop, ben

[the_horror]

sorry
can't help there.
just picture klaus in a collar and leash
and raving lights
and half dress
and then you know how i felt
you can't unsee things like that

[IS he exaggerating? WHo knows. Ask Klaus...]

[fireandthread]

You were my favorite until just now

I'm moving the Rocky Road and this time I'm not telling you where it is

you jerk


i lied i still love you but i did mean it about the ice cream

[the_horror]

ilu2 charchar
you cant hate me forever
and i can find the ice cream
there is no where to hide it
i like food

[fireandthread]

Is that a challenge, ben? Cuz, I like challenges.

[ See, now she HAS to hide the ice cream on him. ]

[the_horror]

it might be!

[That's when she finds the leash later. Because he found it and that's his calling card. his HAHA, found it.]