Texts to: Everyone

[bestfuneralever]

hey.
this is klaus
this is a mass txt
do u no where i am?
cuz i dont
im lost
send help

Comments

[bestfuneralever]

a good invdtment prob
does it work of j don't have mins on it
u no I'm a broke ass mfer
I'm txtn u from an app on Wi-Fi rn

[Klaus. Do you think maybe, just maybe, if there is Wi-Fi, your GPS will work?

Spoilers: he didn't think at all, why were you surprised?]

[capeandcowling]

Goddamnit turn on your GPS. If you can use wifi that means you have some kind of signal.

And what the hell did you do with the money I gave you??

....

Never mind.

[bestfuneralever]

hahah do u rly want an answer or

[But in a few minutes, there is at least a GPS signal coming from Klaus' phone. Diego is a good brother.]

[bestfuneralever]

Hey.
hey, D
charlies coming to pick me up.

[capeandcowling]

That's too damn bad because I'm already on the way.
Stay.
Put.
Asshole.

[bestfuneralever]

well then maybe bring her w/ u dumbass im just ttellin u cuz hse told mme 2 fuckass

[capeandcowling]

I already left so she can catch up or fuck off. Stay put damnit.

[bestfuneralever]

2 late
shes here

[capeandcowling]

Fine.
[Disappointed? Probably.

But he knows Klaus is in safe hands with their sister.]

[bestfuneralever]

wait
r u still coming?
shld we wait?

[capeandcowling]

No. [He couldn't get there in time, he couldn't get there when his brother needed him so maybe it's better he isn't there.]

[bestfuneralever]

oh ok c u @ the house?

[capeandcowling]

Later.

[Because if he can't help Klaus, and he never could, not in any way that mattered, he's going to go out and vent his helpless anger and frustration on more appropriate targets before he even thinks about going home.]

[bestfuneralever]

sulky ass

[fireandthread]

I don't mind waiting for you, too, you know.

[capeandcowling]

It's fine.
Just keep an eye on him.

[fireandthread]

I would be a terrible sister if I didn’t. Love ya, Diego. See you in an hour.

[capeandcowling]

[Sorry sis, no reply. If Klaus doesn't need him, he's going to get back to what he does every night - beat on punching bags and then go out and beat on the low life population.

Besides, he's a shit caretaker and he knows it. It doesn't matter how much Diego cares, thanks to Dad being a complete monster, he has no idea how to express it in any way other than anger. Charlie can take care of Klaus. She's better at it.]