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[bestfuneralever]

What it says on the tin. Come introduce yourself, your character(s), what you're seeking, what you're loving, whatever you wanna throw in the ring!

<b>Player Name:</b> <b>Player Contact:</b> <b>Character(s)+Journals:</b> <b>Important Links:</b> <b>Seeking:</b> <b>Any other important notes:</b> <b>Obligatory Gif Placement:</b>

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[the_horror]

Player Name: Gann
Player Contact: Plurk = "redlionspride" feel free to add me if you want!
Discord is: "RedLionsPride#9087"
Character(s)+Journals: Ben the_horror
Important Links: His Nav page
Seeking: I just love everything. Ghost plots. Alive again plots. Pre death plots. Someone please love him, he is a good boy. He is protective of his siblings too so there is that. I adore hurting him and I adore him protecting those who are hurt. Give me everything. Set him up on a date. idk. Let him be alive works too.
Any other important notes: On that last note, I love the theory that he isn't dead but just sucked inside himself and thought to be dead but is actually in another dimension somewhere, so if you want ya boi alive again, we can always say someone got him back from that.
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[bestfuneralever]

hi, hello. I've had your "close call" meme top level open for like DAYS now and I really need to GET ON IT ALREADY because I need more Ben in my life.

[hellogoodhigh]

Player Name: Peachie
Player Contact: peachkoala
Character(s)+Journals: Klaus Hargreeves || hellogoodhigh
Sir Reginald Hargreeves || utmalumpluvia
Important Links:
Seeking: Anything and everything with Klaus!
I especially love doing old missions when they were young or dealing with ghosts. Older Klaus gets a little more... well, CW Alcohol, Substance Abuse, etc etc etc.

Reginald is still voice testing but I'm more than happy to play the disappointed strict dad with all these kids who deserved far better.
Any other important notes: Reggie is currently being voice tested so don't expect too much out of him.
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[bestfuneralever]

drive-by to say I've been in love with your Klaus journal name since I started seeing you pop around on memes. heee.

[capeandcowling]

Player Name: Jen
Player Contact: pm or Plurk at layla42, I'm easy
Character(s)+Journals: commenting with it
Seeking: Luthers to provoke, Graces to be sad at, Klauses to angrily mother hen and generally be an angry cat about everything.
Any other important notes: I would also love to toss Legends of Tomorrow disasters Mick Rory and John Constantine at any of these disaster children.

[bestfuneralever]

BOLD OF YOU to take on the role of the cat this time, tbh.

[bestfuneralever]

Player Name: Kayla
Player Contact: PM; loyalwolf @ Plurk
Character(s)+Journals: Klaus Hargreeves bestfuneralever
Important Links: Meme list | Open post
Seeking: Anything. Everything. Feelings. Ridiculousness. More of all of this family to be in my life, even though I've scooped up a good lot of you already. I have a lot of amazing things going on with a lot of you, so more of that to continue is good. This family has so many amazing, beautiful, broken dynamics to fuss around/play with, so bring it all to me!
Any other important notes: Just as a general blanket statement, I am fine with
1. OCs, canon-OCs, other canon AU'd in folks, etc in that vein. Bring them all to me, darlings.

2. Long, multi-paragraph, hugely introspective tags with little to no dialogue

3. Short, quick, dumb text bullshit

4. Particularly in the case of a network-style thing or text messages, threadjacking is MORE than welcome. I LOVE that shit, you will NEVER offend me if you slide in and something takes off for us, or for you and the other person/people involved in that particular thing.

5. I am not seeking shipping, and I don't really write smut, just as an FYI. (hard no judgement zone, do you, boo. It's just not me.)

6. Tagging speed and the like I am US/Central time zone, I work Wed-Sun and during my work week I do a LOT less tagging those days than my weekend which is Mon/Tues. I may be more apt to hit text tags during the work week, but generally if you can catch me on Mon/Tues, I can boomerang all or most of the day tbh.

But in a general way: I won't drop a thread if you don't drop it, so if you have an off day/week/month, it's perfectly fine, chances are, even if you hit something that's 3wks or 2mo old, I'll still be totally Here For It. Nothing has an expiration date, but I also will never be offended if you need to drop something that's old for loss of inspiration/drive/motivation for it, either. HARD CORE NO JUDGMENT ZONE OVER HERE, Y'ALL! Fo realz~
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[n5]

Uh huh....hello stranger.

[fireandthread]

Player Name: Mouse
Player Contact: PM, discord at snarkasm#3690 or plurk at jellybabyoftheneutronflow
Character(s)+Journals: Charlie, here. Charlie McGee from Firestarter, AU'd into umbrella academy!
Important Links: nothing exciting, sorry.
Seeking: More of her siblings. Diego, Luther, Vanya. Her Parents, shitty as Dad was. Pogo. Gimme gimme.
Any other important notes:

So, I live for AU's and right after I watched the end of Umbrella Academy, it struck me that Charlie'd fit right in. Small Child born with crazy powers? Check.

Experimented on to see the extent of said powers? Check.

Wanted to be used as a weapon? Guess what? Another check.

She seemed pre-made for the Umbrella universe, with some tweaks here and there. So here you have it. An AU Charlie Hargreeves/Number 8/The Immolation.

I don't mind doubles. I swear don't.

Charlie's abilities consist of:

Pyrokinesis/Fire Shaping.
Telekinesis.
Empathic reading/control. Reading for people she's close to, control for shoving bad emotions into terrible people so she and her siblings can save the day.

She loves video games, cosplay. Mom taught her to sew when she was younger and she's been making costumes and cosplay attire and fashion since.

Her metabolism is insane so she's constantly snacking.

Went to an awesome art school when she was 18, graduated at 22 with a degree in fashion design and textiles, makes her money doing Lets Plays and Cosplay Vlogs on youtube, won't dad be the most proud...

Has a quilt she made from old Umbrella Academy uniforms that she loves.

Dating Danny Torrance (From The Shining).

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Look her PB shot fire arrows in A Discovery Of Witches, so the gif is just amazing.

[bestfuneralever]

Here for the clothes and playing with your hair, sister, dear. You know I want you everywhere all over my stuff, darling. <3

[excessed]

Player Name: Will
Player Contact: mythotica
Character(s)+Journals: excessed
Seeking: Open for psls and au ideas and such. I tend to be slowish, do in depth posts often, or open for a lot of texting and shitposting. I would love to explore the time between short pants and Reggie's death.
Any other important notes: I can be slow! I'm honest about this. That said, I tag for freaking every into everything.
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[fireandthread]

https://umbrellajackassery.dreamwidth.org/455.html?thread=3527#cmt3527

I have that Au if you’re down.

[gigue]

Player Name: Ari
Player Contact: with_discipline
Character(s)+Journals: gigue
Important Links: Just a general contact for now.
Seeking: stuff! threads! things!!!! idk man I'm just excited about this canon. I love found families and fractured families and families that fuck up and handle their shit together. I'd be down for early stuff, post season as-adults stuff, post season adults-as-kids stuff, whatever. I love fall out and I'm down for negative CR and fixing thereof!
Any other important notes: Hearts and stuff.
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[fireandthread]

How are you with AU's where there's an 8th kid? Cuz I'd love a Vanya.

[missnobody]

Player Name: Zan
Player Contact: zandroid
Character(s)+Journals: missnobody
Important Links: Her open post
Seeking: Since she rarely actually sees anyone in canon, I'd love to do stuff before canon is set with any of the siblings. Also, stuff set after with her losing her memories would be awesome.
Any other important notes: I need to read the comics to see what kind of headcanon I'm going to pull for her, but I love the idea of her and Diego in a band.
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[n5]

Ey! Nice to see you. We threaded a few times and I loved these two so I love forward more things.

oh, I'm Lylith, nice to meet you. Poor Vanya, things really went downhill in the comic.

[ouiking_ouija]

Player Name: Sterling
Player Contact: DryadGurrl also DryadGurrl#6825 on Discord, I usually have both open.
Character(s)+Journals: Klaus here, and also Lucy, aka lucky_no_7 who's an OC, the seventh one that good old Reg didn't get, ergo: the Lucky #7
(Semi-related, I also have a Thelma Bates from Hex, who is a ghost who I've jumped at least one of y'all with)
Seeking: Everything? I mean shoot, Klaus needs sibling bonding time like whoa, also if you have ghosts, throw them at me, I'll talk with all them folks.
For Lucy: she knows of the Hargreeves/the Academy, but only learned when she was in her teens and her mum had a mental break and they moved to Russia bc of it and also for tax-evasion purposes but she's been out and about on her own for a while now, but I'm good with getting to know the 'cousins' or already knowing them bc of internet searches or w/e.
Any other important notes:
Grace deserved better, fite me.
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[n5]

Ey hon, it's nice to see you here too :D

[n5]

Player Name: Lylith

Player Contact: DW message system or Lylith

Character(s)+Journals: Five n5

Important Links: Here's his journal navigation

Seeking: Anything, please. I love all sorts of family shenanigans, silly stuff, hurt comfort, whatever. He's a tsundere grumpy old man stuck in the body of a pre-teen with a coffee addiction but he does love his siblings. He will do whatever it takes to keep his dumb family alive. He's been alone for about 4 decades and feels like he doesn't belong anywhere, it would be nice to help him change that idea.

Any other important notes: He's not big on being touched given the life he's lead but god, someone please hug this sad kid. Or give him a puppy.

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Bonus:

[bestfuneralever]

My money's on Five in that scenario. (Although the organization sounds like they're describing the DCtv 'verse League of Assassins and I'm just FIVE, NO!)

[temporallydisplaced]

Player Name: KaOS
Player Contact: orderfromka0s at plurk, kaos#9890 on discord
Character(s)+Journals: this asshole here, plus I've got Danny Torrance over at neverreallyalone.
Important Links: navigation page will be up eventually but Five has a bio and permissions over on his journal and I'm still working up stuff for Danny
Seeking: anybody/anything? all the stuff. make him uncomfortable, let him beat stuff up, let him snark at you. family stuff.

and Danny stuff too. but he'll mostly just roll around awkwardly at people so it's fine.
Any other important notes: uhhh I don't think so?
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[klaustrophobe]

oh you

get out

it's a klausparty!

[klaustrophobe]

Player Name: Cala
Player Contact: deadscorpy, or pm this journal
Character(s)+Journals: Klaus Hargreeves klaustrophobe
Important Links: Nav page which is a work in progress.
Seeking: Anything! I'm easy lol
Any other important notes: Nice to meet you all! Those of you I don't already know that is. 😜
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[n5]

That username is so great. Hello, I'm Lylith! Playing the not-so-little-brother.

[motherboards]

Player Name: laura
Player Contact: brisket on plurk
Character(s)+Journals: grace aka mom motherboards
Important Links: ic inbox
Seeking: anything! i'm open to whatever.
Any other important notes: so i'm always happy to play her from any point, also aus and all of that. i love playing her as truly developing emotions.
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[fireandthread]

Hi, mom!
(Y/n?)

[emp4thy]

Player Name: Ronen
Player Contact: RoRodiculous
Character(s)+Journals: Klaus | emp4thy
Important Links: An open starter which takes place before the show
Seeking: ALL? THINGS?? I've only gotten a few TFLN threads out of this journal so far.
Any other important notes: NOPE I'm just ready to dive in
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[bestfuneralever]

this is a plurk name I recognize. I know Wizera, whaddap friend of a friend?

[paulbunyan]

Player Name: Chi
Player Contact: noassgardian
Character(s)+Journals: Luther paulbunyan
Important Links: None yet, sorry!
Seeking: I love absolutely everything! I'd be down to play him off more of his siblings and just getting into shenanigans/maybe working on being less of a jerk at times. I like drama, angst, goofy stuff. AUs are my favorite. Shipping is cool too. Basically, it's whatever, just come at me.
Any other important notes: Work has been kind of crazy lately, so I have not been the fastest, but I do try to tag back as soon as I can!
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Edit three. I apologize.

[fireandthread]

I have this Au Stephen King character who wouldn’t say no to a Luther. Only if you’re cool with it. I don’t want to push if this isn’t your thing.

Soon as I get home I will link you to her info properly.

https://umbrellajackassery.dreamwidth.org/455.html?thread=3527#cmt3527 Here. HTML isn’t working on my phone.

[sixths]

Player Name: Kate
Player Contact: pm journal
Character(s)+Journals: Ben Hargreeves sixths
Important Links: N/A
Seeking: What's a ghost gotta do to get some decent conversation around here.
Any other important notes: Slow tags, also need to voicetest.
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[fireandthread]

My favorite Ben moment in the entire show. Right there.

Bridget | Allison Hargreeves

[rumourmill]

Player Name: Bridget
Player Contact: bgidget @ plurk
Character(s)+Journals: Allison Hargreeves rumourmill
Important Links: Allison’s Wiki | Allison’s Open Post
Seeking: Oh my god, ANYTHING! I love playing Allison against any of her siblings and I see that Grace and Reginald are here, too! I’m really excited about this.
Any other important notes: I am fine with all tags and I will backtag into infinity! Here is my muselist just in case you want to poke at other canons with me. Margo Hanson from The Magicians is generally my loudest, next to Allison.
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[bestfuneralever]

Come to meeee, sisterface.

Number 00.03

[numberthree]

Player Name: Amanda
Player Contact: wanderlustlover
Character(s)+Journals: Allison Hargreeves (+ Muse Masterlist)
Important Links: Allison Hargreeves @ Umbrella Academy Wiki
Seeking: EVERYONE FAMILY MEMBER EVER
Any other important notes:

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Also, Because #HashTagAllThoseBrothers

Re: Number 00.03

[fireandthread]

#toomanybrothers

#howaboutanAUsister?

catnip w/ diego

[superbitter]

Player Name: Catnip
Player Contact: Discord: catnip#1711
Plurk: @missleera_
Please feel free to spam me in either!

Character: Just a cranky-ass mumma's boy, I mean Diego
Important Links:

Just this one, I think aka navigation.
Seeking:

All the family feels, mostly?

I'm also here for all the AUs; you can find a list here

Any other important notes:

I'm in a dodgy time zone (hello, from Australia) so I'm 100% here for backtagging.

I'm socially awkward and can get anxious about responding, so if there's ever anything you wanna do, poke me! (I'm anxious even about posting this).

I can be slow during the week because I hate my job and it drains me, but I won't have forgotten about you and I only clear my inbox AFTER I've replied to tags, so if I take a few days to respond, I will be back.

This is my muse list in case anyone wants to have a sticky beak.

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[bestfuneralever]

Eee I'm so pleased you decided to slide in over here. We all just wanted to find all our TUA brethren so we made a central calling place for us t b h. I'll be crying about Klaus and Diego forever. That thread. My heart. I love them so muuuuch.

[5ofmylife]

Player Name: Suz

Player Contact: Classified, lol. I take DMs on this journal tho. I have a plurk but it's private for now. XD im shy ok

Character(s)+Journals: Five @ 5ofmylife

Important Links: this is very important

Seeking: all of u
I'm still feeling him out, but I'm pretty open to most things!
Texting is a blast, always, though.

Any other important notes:
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way

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[bestfuneralever]

Drive-by screaming about how much I am loving the stuff we have going right now.

Here with cross-canon and OC goodness for y'all!

[spacepeterpan]

Player Name: Paul
Player Contact: exacerangutan

Character (Doctor Who): The Eleventh Doctor (spacepeterpan)
Important Links: Some notes in the form of an old app for those who don't know him already
Seeking: Any and all, but especially Five for Obvious Reasons...
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Character (OC): David Smith (shuruppak_kid)
Important Links: Character summary
Seeking: Any and all!
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I may bring more in sometime down the road!

[monomyopic]

Player Name: Allison
Player Contact: Plurk is cannibalherpes, but PMing works too!
Character(s)+Journals: Sir Reginald Hargreeves, aka the Monocle, aka monomyopic
Important Links: None yet!
Seeking: His disappointing brood. He leaves this universe for five minutes and everything goes to hell.
Any other important notes: Voice testing this guy a bit, so I'm not really sure if I've got him down just yet but happy to tag into anyone's stuff if you like!
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[bestfuneralever]

yesssss. come to me. I have so many feelings about that exact comment from that scene. feeeeeelingsssss. I will be more coherent later after work lolol

#00.01

[obediences]

sliiiiides in here 👀

Player Name: Julie
Player Contact: quadrille; feel free to add if you like!
Character(s)+Journals: Luther @ obediences
Important Links: Open post on his journal & some TFLN prompts
Seeking: a n y o n e tbh! I've written a wee bit with some of you and already love everything and have been rolling around in feelings, so anyone who wants some time with their dumb overprotective big bro, feel free to hmu. (Cross-canon-wise, I also have a comics John Constantine @ curseword that I would looove to throw against Klaus. They can get drunk/high and commiserate about the fact that they keep being heckled by ghosts. Ben would work too!)

Any other important notes: Most of my writing time goes to a game so I'm generally fairly slooow on PSL/meme stuff and won't be able to pick up too many scenes at once, but I'll be floating around! ♥

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[bestfuneralever]

yesss good. I am here for brother things and John-and-Klaus things also. Hooooly shitballs yes. I have nothing more coherent than that as I'm about to run off to bed because I have work in the morning but */points to eyes, points to you* we can figure some stuff out! :D

[garb4ge]

Player Name: Lettie
Player Contact: osteological or Discord at osteological#5721 !
Character(s)+Journals: garb4ge Klaus Hargreeves | cutstwoways | Diego Hargreeves | ceruleans Raven Darkholme/Mystique
Seeking: I'm a sucker for fucked-up family dynamics, and I've been voicetesting both Diego and Klaus! I also have a weakness for AUing any mutants into verses where people could be considered mutants, so Mystique here is always up for grabs.
Any other important notes: Please know that I am here for as much garbage, trash, and drama as you can possibly throw out at me. I have zero shame, and even fewer scruples than that. Please love me.
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[bestfuneralever]

So whenever I figure out A Thing To Do for it, you down for the Klauspocalypse in which... all these multiples of ours can actually hang out in the same little pocket-universe together? XD

[channellings]

Player Name: kat
Player Contact: totalfruitcup or totalfruitcup#8284 on discord
Character(s)+Journals: all i have is hellseher for klaus! but, uh, i guess i also have a million xmen mutants that could be au'ed into umbrellaverse as well?
Seeking: anything and everything, tbh! just give me more of this fucked up family
Any other important notes: what are self-control and dignity???
Obligatory Gif Placement: he's just doing his best, so please, judge him

[n5]

♥♥♥ Ey darling. Pff that silly 'my brother got laid' dance of Klaus, best.

Omg yes...the xkids will also fit, it's terrible.