bestfuneralever: (IDK)
Klaus Hargreeves ([personal profile] bestfuneralever) wrote in [community profile] umbrellajackassery2019-03-12 08:15 pm

INTROS



What it says on the tin. Come introduce yourself, your character(s), what you're seeking, what you're loving, whatever you wanna throw in the ring!

fireandthread: (Default)

[personal profile] fireandthread 2019-03-17 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Bro listen charlie has rules for if it's ever discovered that she and her boyfriend have Done Things


one of them is, unless you want to know what a marshmallow over a campfire feels like, do not do that dance at all


other than that she loves you
channellings: (☂ pleased)

[personal profile] channellings 2019-03-17 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
...i mean, this gives him a reason to make spit-roasting jokes, sooo /hand teeter

are there any other rules he should know or like should he just
keep his mouth shut
which is impossible, so what are the rules?

he loves you, too, sis... and will do his best to not spill your secrets
the_arachnid: (Default)

[personal profile] the_arachnid 2019-03-17 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly, I’m sure as hell that she just asks him for respect, hopes for the best but has zero expectations. Which sounds very assholeish and she’s not one.


Also now have it in my head that she’s threatened people with fire and Klaus is just *sage nod* she’s done it and I’ve seen it and it smells really bad so just listen to her.
channellings: (☂ listening)

[personal profile] channellings 2019-03-17 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
if he's not high, he'll totally have a handle on it! ...mostly! just ignore that time he told allison about luther getting laid and everything's fine

he might also complain to them about how he'd have to deal with their dead asses afterward as well but

fire is indeed hot y'all
fireandthread: (Default)

[personal profile] fireandthread 2019-03-19 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
i feel like together they're probably just really terrifying tbh

charlie and klaus, damn scary when they want to be
channellings: (☂ incredulous)

[personal profile] channellings 2019-03-19 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
i can see it

that one day where they're both mad and not taking anyone's shit
fireandthread: (Default)

[personal profile] fireandthread 2019-03-19 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
An actual gif of them angry.

Just kidding. It's probably like...way worse
channellings: (☂ listening)

[personal profile] channellings 2019-03-19 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
i mean... maybe if they're just irritated or something

this seems more appropriate