INTROS

[bestfuneralever]

What it says on the tin. Come introduce yourself, your character(s), what you're seeking, what you're loving, whatever you wanna throw in the ring!

<b>Player Name:</b> <b>Player Contact:</b> <b>Character(s)+Journals:</b> <b>Important Links:</b> <b>Seeking:</b> <b>Any other important notes:</b> <b>Obligatory Gif Placement:</b>

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[ouiking_ouija]

Player Name: Sterling
Player Contact: DryadGurrl also DryadGurrl#6825 on Discord, I usually have both open.
Character(s)+Journals: Klaus here, and also Lucy, aka lucky_no_7 who's an OC, the seventh one that good old Reg didn't get, ergo: the Lucky #7
(Semi-related, I also have a Thelma Bates from Hex, who is a ghost who I've jumped at least one of y'all with)
Seeking: Everything? I mean shoot, Klaus needs sibling bonding time like whoa, also if you have ghosts, throw them at me, I'll talk with all them folks.
For Lucy: she knows of the Hargreeves/the Academy, but only learned when she was in her teens and her mum had a mental break and they moved to Russia bc of it and also for tax-evasion purposes but she's been out and about on her own for a while now, but I'm good with getting to know the 'cousins' or already knowing them bc of internet searches or w/e.
Any other important notes:
Grace deserved better, fite me.
Obligatory Gif Placement:

[n5]

Ey hon, it's nice to see you here too :D

[ouiking_ouija]

hey I know you! YES FAMBLY SHENANIGANS WILL BE HAD!

[n5]

Yesss, all of them.

Sure nothing will go wrong.

[ouiking_ouija]

Of course it won't, how could anything ever go wrong for these complete and utter children ever?

[n5]

No idea, since they're are so wonderfully well adjusted.

[ouiking_ouija]

Super well-adjusted, yes, calm and collected in a crisis for sure.

[bestfuneralever]

Calm + Collected is the Hargreeves BRAND. Clearly.

[n5]

Yeah

...

God lord, they really act like headless chickens all the time.

[bestfuneralever]

ahhh another one of the Klaus journal names I've been in love with since seeing everyone pop around on bakerstreet.

Idk how to swing 2 or more Klaus' in one scene but with this crazy ass canon, I BET WE CAN FIND A WAY.

P.S. it meeee. Hey Thelma, sorry your new ghost-approachable person is like. a total trashfire.

And heck yes. Bring me Lucy. I want all the things with all the people, everywhereeee.

[ouiking_ouija]

Aww, thanks! It was the first thing I thought of and then I had to figure out what version of 'walking' to use bc they all looked wrong, so I just ran with it.

And look, if anyone's going to be seeing/talking to alterni-verse versions of themselves it would be Klaus, right? Right.

Thelma's just going /shrug emoji, because while he may be an on-fire garbage can, he's probably not going to bring about the End of Days via giving birth to the pseudo-Antichrist. Probably.

BUT YES LUCY! She's fun and I need to throw her at more people, she can see trajectories and variables and etc, like, the meme with the maths floating around someone's head? That's her irl. She can't change any of them (though I don't doubt if Reg had gotten her he'd have trained her to) but she can still make it work for her.

[bestfuneralever]

It's perfect and beautiful.

It's true. But we'll blame Five. >_> Time is a weird AF thing to fuck with soooo ~Who knows~ what kind of repercussions that end-scene could have, amirite?!

jfkldsajfd THERE IS THAT. Probably. No one let this man have a child. He is still one himself, truly.

oh oh that's amazing! :D :D :D Sounds somehwat like Marcus Ayers from Alphas (idk if you watched it, it was a billion years ago in tv years now hahaha) But damn girl, you could sure be a v. specific weapon in the right-wrong hands >_> BE GLAD YOU DON'T HAVE OUR LAST NAME LADY it's terrible.

[ouiking_ouija]

when in doubt: blame the time traveler. I like it, it works. But yes, Klaus ghost-of-christmas-futuring himself seems pretty on-brand.

SEE? She's not worried, she's just gonna keep swiping his snacks and maybe ask him where the morgue is bc she needs a change of clothes (which is like, literally my favorite thing about her, she can only wear clothes from dead people)

I have not! I got it froooom... I don't even know where, probably Heroes, and also something that happens a couple times in Premium Rush (where the main character does a freeze-frame/slowdown and sees the individual paths he can take and how they'll cause a crash)

But Lucy mostly just uses it to win at casinos, though she says she could use it to rob a bank, she's just never had that kind of motivation. Because knowing those trajectories and etc she can also see where the blind spots in security camera coverage are, even in a crowded room, because while people have free will, most of them are also pretty predictable in a herd.

[bestfuneralever]

IT REALLY DOES. oh, god. We must all do this now. Collectively. As the Klaus Brigade.

ohshit. wtf that's amazing. I love it lmfao The first time she asks he will give her so many WTF faces. Why on earth would he 1. know that 2. want to go there EVER. At least she can change clothes lolol

I suppose these things float around various places. BUT still amazing and crazy and probably really great that she is not quite so criminally inclined. Klaus says next time he goes to Vegas she has to come tho tbh

[ouiking_ouija]

We gotta. For science (or just shits and giggles, either/or)

LOOK maybe he's got a job making sure people are actually for reals dead, she doesn't know! Seems like the kind of thing people who can talk to ghosts do on TV all the time!

And for sure Lucy will invite him next time she goes, there's still a bunch of casinos she hasn't been banned from yet.

[bestfuneralever]

BOTH.

THELMA. Pterodactyl screeching. WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS.

There are probably plenty he hasn't been banned from yet as long as they leave his hometown. city. whatever.

[ouiking_ouija]

She's still not convinced, I mean, she's convinced that's what he thinks is going on, but y'know how cell phone service is sometimes terrible just between two buildings? It's like that only on totally different planes of existence.

Well shoot, now she's gonna have to because clearly he needs to get out more.

[bestfuneralever]

hahahah what a great....point and description haaaa

Yes plz get him outta here!!!

[ouiking_ouija]

Is she right? Maybe! She's never had that problem, but she also doesn't really care if she's right. She can, however, interact with other ghosts, so Klaus might just have a second invisible-to-everyone sarcastic-as-shit guard dog.

I'll make sure and put her in the TFLN this week, then! Always a good place to start.

[emp4thy]

Hey there! Just popping in to say I really enjoyed our TFLN thread. Seems like Lucy is very uh... tolerant of Klaus's trashness XD

[ouiking_ouija]

Lucy's tolerant of many things! She had... an interesting life, so she doesn't really hold anyone else's choices against them short of like, straight-up murder for fun. I mean, justified murder is a case by case basis kind of thing.

But yeah, uh, she's actually kind of used to that kind of trashiness bc she was in the ballet for a few years and then a runway model for a v. short time and literally none of those people have any fucks left to give about touching people and/or undressing in front of people as long as everyone's having a good time.

[emp4thy]

Well, feel free to get into it again with me when you see me around bakerstreet :3 I'll do the same for you, though tbh I don't browse memes very much outside of tfln.

[ouiking_ouija]

well CLEARLY I'll just have to add you on plurk so you can be privy to my 'LOOK WHERE I'M DUMPING ALL MY KIDS THIS WEEK!' plurks.

I mean, probably other reasons too, but that's a good one.

[emp4thy]

SWEET, INSIDE INFORMATION

also ftr I'm additionally down for Klaus/Klaus threads, however they can be managed XD

[ouiking_ouija]

yes, good, gooood.

I mean, there's also this tactic: