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[oldmanfive]

I don't have the brain power to deal with everything that is going on in this house.

I just want to know are we seriously out of coffee?!

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[isntitlovely]

Lucky for you I'm at the grocery. Your usual blend or are you trying something new?

[oldmanfive]

[Oh thank god, he doesn't have to commit murder. ]

The usual, I'm not in the mood to experiment.

[isntitlovely]

I'll buy several bags and glamour a few so only you can find them. Sound good?

[oldmanfive]

[Bless you, sis. You're a lifesaver.]

Yes, that definitely sounds good. Thank you, Evie.

[ Thankfully this is text, because omg he can't handle emotions right now. ]

[isntitlovely]

You're welcome. I'll let you know when I'm almost home. Maybe you can help me bring the groceries in?

[talentedscavenger]

I just bought coffee..how did you go through that so quickly?

[oldmanfive]

I didn't. I've only been in the house for a couple of hours.

[talentedscavenger]

Yeah, you did. It wasn't me, and we're some of the few people who drink coffee in this house.

Except, maybe Peter, but he sticks to red bull.

[oldmanfive]

Nope. It was Peter, he just confessed to it. He ran out of red bull apparently.

[the_arachnid]

Sorry. My bad. I have a few projects going and I ran out of Red Bull.

[oldmanfive]

[ You trying to get murdered Peter? Be thankful for your sister.]

If Evie wasn't already out shopping, you would be in a lot more trouble.

[the_arachnid]

I'm upgrading moms cat and Evie's robot dragons wing broke. Plus building Actual Working Lightsabers? Not as easy as I thought it would be.

[oldmanfive]

[Shit. Was Peter really doing all of that stuff? Yep definitely not enough brainpower for this. ]

I get it, you have a lot on your plate. But it is rude to drink all the coffee and not tell anyone. Let alone not replace it.

[ He's old man is showing again. ]

[fireandthread]

How many people are in the house? And can we convince Peter to build a roaster?

[oldmanfive]

When I get a definitive number, I'll be sure to tell you.

Considering Peter is the one who finished off the coffee, maybe he should build one.

[fireandthread]

THAT BASTARD

[oldmanfive]

[ Whoa! Not expecting that outburst. thank god for text. ]

Evie said she would buy more since she is out shopping.

[ So Peter can live to see another day. ]

[upsidedowns]

I think there is a bag of coffee hidden in the cookie jar in the kitchen. Unless someone drank that.

[ Not a sibling. Reginald couldn't get this one. This one was sold to a lab, and then got herself stuck in the Upside Down for years, where she met a not dead Ben. They both got out and Ben essentially adopted her. So..have a niece? ]

[oldmanfive]

I'm sorry, who are you?

[He remembers siblings, but he is going to need to be filled in about the rest.]

[upsidedowns]

[ Does it say something about her life in a dark and gross alternate dimension if this doesn't make her blink? ]

My name is Elle. I am Ben's friend.

[oldmanfive]

[ He is still so confused, but you know he'll just try to roll with it. And well he has a soft spot for Ben anyway. ]

Oh, okay then, nice to meet you, Elle. Is Ben around?

[darkestnightmare]

There should be a spare bag of kona in my sock drawer. You'll have to grind it yourself.

[oldmanfive]

Thanks, but I ended up finding another option to my dilemma.

[Yeah, Gabe he may have went off to get something stronger than coffee, since he was having a mini-crisis. ]

[darkestnightmare]

I'm guessing it wasn't tea?

[oldmanfive]

Nope, I've never been much of a tea drinker.