umbrellajackassery | Text to Household

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I don't have the brain power to deal with everything that is going on in this house.

I just want to know are we seriously out of coffee?!

[ Disney? He is so confused about that. ]

When did you go to Disney?

[ Is literally going crazy? Why doesn't he remember these things?]

You were there? We were all there like last week.

I don't remember that.

[ He's to confused to even pretend he knows what she is talking about. ]