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Five 'Feral Gremlin' Hargreeves | ☂ ([personal profile] n5) wrote in [community profile] umbrellajackassery2019-04-02 05:29 pm

[Tidying Up with the Hargreeves | Ota! ]


[ ooc: These are just some ideas for starters but feel free to go wild and make new ones, thread around, run into other characters at the mall who aren't part of the family...have fun ♥. For the mall, feel free to assume they all have money to spend from their inheritance and the like. ]


A) Ashes to ashes

Five honest to god considered just burning everything his father owned. It was a thought not only motivated by his early conversation with Grace -and following breakdown- but years of neglect and all kinds of abuse inflicted on the whole family. He only refrained from it because Grace had suggested putting the old uniforms and badges in boxes instead, and he wanted to show her that they cared about her opinion. Five also had the suspicion that Luther might get upset if they ruined all their father's things, so he was willing to reach a compromise.

The teen has been space - jumping through the rooms of the house all morning, moving things and humming to himself the song Ding dong! The witch is dead, with his puppy trailing after him. Not everything was garbage though, there were clothes and furniture that they could give to charity, both because it was a nice nice to do and because it would have pissed off their father to no end. Sometimes, nothing fueled Five more than pure spite.

Some books he put aside for Ben to keep, knowing how much his brother liked to read and how adverse their father had been to the children touching them. He also kept a pair of suits for Klaus, just in case they needed them in the future.

The painting, though, the painting had to go immediately.

He took it down from the living room's wall and dragged it to the backyard. Five had managed to find a barrel -scavenging was his thing, after all- and threw the damned picture of his father inside it, frame and all. Now it was only a matter of finding some alcohol to burn and a lighter, maybe his siblings could help with that.



B) New home & Shopping Mall trip


Forty-two bedrooms in the house and not one for their mother. That was something that had to change, it was time Grace had a place to call her own. Moving her favorite paintings into the right room and redecorating it was a matter of time, first she had to pick one she liked.

'With windows' had been the only request she has given Five, and that gave them plenty of places to check around the house. They moved around the mansion, opening doors and windows, eyeing the rooms critically -mostly Five- and being open to suggestions.

A little later, once a choice was made, they only need to turn the room into a really comfortable place with new furniture, bedding, and curtains.

Miraculously, they all managed to fit in the minivan and, for once, Five had no issue letting one of the others drive. He didn't want to get stopped by the police, not now that they had managed to get mom out of the house so she could pick out all the things she wanted for her new bedroom and the house as a whole. All of them could use new clothes too, maybe that way Klaus would stop stealing Allison's clothes and Five could wear pants that actually reached his ankles.

The mall was simply huge: cosmetic shops, toys stores, rows and rows of clothing stores, furniture stores, a giant bouncy castle in one of the kid's sections, Ice Cream Parlour & Fast Foods...so it came as little surprise when in a matter of minutes they all scattered around the place, doing their own thing. Sometimes trying to reign in this family really was like herding cats, Five concluded as he stared with light apprehension at the number of people around the mall.
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A; space-jumping gathering

[personal profile] screamingdahl 2019-04-02 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Dahlia is, very slowly, trying to adjust to being in this house. She's pretty glacier-slow at it, because apparently that's just what happens when you spend thirteen years being little more than a science experiment. She's chosen a room-- as close to the Klaus that found her as she could manage-- but she hasn't done anything to personalize it or make it her own. Partially because it doesn't feel like hers, partially because Dahlia really isn't sure who she is as an individual person in her own right anymore.

She'd found some old coloring books somewhere and is sat in the middle of the bed with it in her lap, a splay of colored pencils next to her when a strange snap-pop! sound accompanied with a blue-white light that disappears as quickly as it had appeared makes her head snap up with a gasp, finding a boy standing in the place where the light had come from. She hadn't met everyone yet, there were too many people, and she was mostly isolating herself so far anyway. "Where did you come from?" Her voice has a light sound, almost child-like in nature, though she's the same age as everyone else.
screamingdahl: ({Stripes} Hmm curious)

[personal profile] screamingdahl 2019-04-07 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
"Older." She repeats, squinting at him. He makes something hum in the back of her mind, but she isn't sure what it means. It's harder to suss out with people she doesn't know, but she supposes, given enough time, she might pinpoint it. "How much older?"

She doesn't seem to find him an immediate threat, regardless, and she goes back to her coloring page, picking up a new pencil as she answers. "Dahlia. Klaus saved me." She offers it like a fact, like she does every time she says it. Grass is green, the sky is blue, Klaus saved her. Period. There's no room for argument that it was ever anything else.
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[personal profile] screamingdahl 2019-04-08 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
She shrugs at the obvious brush-off. It doesn't bother her, if he doesn't want to tell, that's his choice.

When he moves closer, she tips her head to one side to look up at him. "Thank you." She gives him a small smile, but it fades at his question. "I used to... I don't people who are assumed dead can have family any more, though." She admits sadly.
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[personal profile] screamingdahl 2019-04-11 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
She looks up at him, her eyes squinted a bit curiously at him as she tries to decide if he was being serious about that comment. After a moment, she decides he doesn't seem like the type to make a joke in that taste, so she eases her features into a small smile. "I guess you're right."

"Oh.. um--" She looks almost flustered at the vast array of choice that open-ended question leaves in front of her. She isn't entirely sure where to begin. Wanting wasn't really allowed where she had been before, so even that is hard to pinpoint into an answer that would make sense for him. "I don't know." it's becoming a familiar set of words in her mouth as she keeps finding herself presented with things to decide upon. "I guess I'm okay." She could certainly be comfortable with the furnishings of the room all on its own and didn't feel like it was her place to request things-- even if he was asking her.
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[personal profile] screamingdahl 2019-04-16 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Clothes would be nice... it is kind of a hassle having to borrow things all the time." Not that she minds, but her own clothes would be nice, still. Something occurs to her a moment later, and she frowns as she tries to suss something out for herself before she turns her attention back to him. "I don't have any money-- are you sure you want to make such big, vague offers? Or will you require something else in turn?" Nothing is free, right?
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[personal profile] screamingdahl 2019-05-06 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
She takes in what he says and mulls it over for a moment before nodding a little. "Okay. Thank you." She smiles warmly at him before she starts setting her books and markers away, swapping it out for a pen and a spiral journal. "I'll let you know when I'm done? You can... do whatever it is you were trying to do before?" She really isn't sure what the boy had been doing, but she knows for a fact she interrupted him from it.
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[personal profile] ouiking_ouija 2019-04-03 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Burn baby burn
Klaus, of all people, could definitely help with starting a fire, and while he couldn't be entirely sure that's what Five was going to do with the portrait that he'd dragged down the hall, it was what Klaus would be doing with it, and figured it was much the same for his brother.

Which was why he arrived not long after with a bottle of lighter fluid, an entire box of kitchen matches, and a stack of smaller pictures. The ones from the hall outside everyone's childhood bedrooms and partway up the stairs, the ones with the simple picture-book illustrations of vicious fighting techniques, not the kind of thing that most children's picture books depicted.

He'd already replaced them with pictures from the party, mostly those taken with the cardboard photo ops, but also a few others that had just been taken during the festivities.

"Waiting for anybody else?" He asked as he handed over the lighter fluid, rattling the box of matches himself, figuring they had enough for what they were planning.


I'm gonna pop some tags...
Klaus had agreed to come on this trip for three reasons, one: mall cinnamon roll. Sure, Mom's cinnamon rolls were great, amazing, even, but there was just something about mall cinnamon rolls that homemade, from scratch, with love couldn't match. And maybe it was because of the love. He wasn't sure. All he knew was that he needed one.
The second reason: candy store, and he was going to drag at least one sibling along with him, either as a voice of reason or because he knew they would be in a similar state of needing a sugar fix. Of course, he was also going to pick up a few things there for other people, but nobody needed to know that until the time came.
Thirdly -and most secretly of all- he was there to keep an eye on Grace, the same as the rest of them, and make sure they didn't go home until somebody got the all-clear from Peter while they were out.
Of course, even with those three missions, he was likely to be found just about anywhere else during the trip as well, his wardrobe and room decor weren't sparse by any means, but could always use freshening up.
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[personal profile] ouiking_ouija 2019-04-04 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh. Yeah we should probably replace that." He replied, though he was smiling at least a little, "And maybe get more than just the one for the kitchen? Especially now that there's more people living here, we should have one on every floor at least." He wasn't sure if there was some kind of fire-marshal's regulation on that, but common sense was one for every floor and maybe an extra for the kitchen.

"We can use the garden hose though, right? Do we even have one of those?" For as tidy-enough as everything was, he figured they must have, though he wasn't sure if he'd ever seen one.
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[personal profile] ouiking_ouija 2019-04-05 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
That was definitely not something he was going to be negative about, if anything he was thrilled by this turn of events, she deserved the freedom to make her own decisions just as much as the rest of them did, more so, even, since they'd had the chance to and she hadn't yet.

"I can help, yeah. I mean, mom and me definitely don't have the same sense of style, but we're supposed to get her out of the house for a while anyway, I foresee a mall trip in our future." A twitch of a smile, "Let's just hope it goes better than it did when we were younger." They hadn't really gone to the mall as kids, but they'd made a few public appearances at shopping malls, and he didn't remember any of those as having been particularly well-organized.
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[personal profile] ouiking_ouija 2019-04-10 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
There were certainly some cases where Klaus would be wary about a machine gaining some kind of sentience and free will. The refrigerator, for instance, or any of the other appliances, really. But Mom was... well, she was Mom, so her having her own opinions about things seemed right.

"Shoes, maybe, or a purse, but no, no clothes" He commented, almost idly before he was distracted by the question, and his brow furrowed, gnawing at the corner of a thumbnail as he tried to recall, finally concluding: "I think it was both? But it wasn't Santa, it was the elves. Diego recognized one of them from the news or a police blotter or something." He shook his head, a small, nearly-fond smile catching at the corner of his mouth for a moment, "And of course he didn't actually tell us anything just dove in and the rest of us had to act like we knew what was going on."

He didn't quite remember how it had turned out, all he remembered was that they'd thwarted whatever the guy had in mind and that was really all that mattered.
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[personal profile] ouiking_ouija 2019-04-12 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
There was a bark of a laugh, then, "I'd managed to forget that until just now," His impression of Allison wasn't exact, but close enough, emphatic arm gestures and everything: "We just saved you all and we're the ones getting banned and he's the one getting his job back?" He shook his head, "How could I have forgotten that. Three week ban right in the middle of prime Christmas Shopping time."

Not that they'd ever really had a Christmas, not the way most families did, but Mom usually made a gingerbread house or two, and made sure they had a seasonally appropriate snack during their half hour of frivolity closest to the actual holiday date. But they also, somehow, almost always managed to get each other something, and unsurprisingly Allison had usually been the best at gifts.
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[personal profile] ouiking_ouija 2019-04-16 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
He gave a shrug, even as he bent one of the combat stance signs and lighting it to use as a fire-starter, letting it get a good flame before sticking it in the barrel with the painting, "You know they're just going to wait until we get a good blaze going so they can come out here and tell us to be careful." He replied, though he was watching the flames climb slowly up the painting, licking up the frame first before skirting out across the painting itself, the varnish and the paint beneath starting to soften and then blister and sizzle.

It was difficult to say for sure if he was watching just to make sure the flames didn't get out of hand, or if Five had been right about who should be the one to start the fire and Klaus was just trying his hardest to lay one last curse on Reginald's metaphorical grave.
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[personal profile] ouiking_ouija 2019-04-21 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
He mused that Allison might come down to check on them if it was solely a safety concern, and maybe Mom, but he doubted that either of them would actually try to put a stop to it.

It was only once the frame actually collapsed into the barrel, taking the remains of the canvas with it that Klaus actually answered, though it was quiet, and short: "Yep." He offered over one of the stack of signs, "You want one of these?" Because if not he was going to fold them into interesting shapes to toss in the barrel one at a time just to see how they burned.
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[personal profile] ouiking_ouija 2019-04-24 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah we are." He replied, already folding the first sign in on itself, "We just have to remember that, remind each other of it if someone forgets." And really that was going to be the hardest part, just recognizing when one of them needed the reminder.

It was one Klaus knew he was going to need, and likely often, but even just not having the portrait glowering down judgmentally at them all would be a help, especially if they replaced it with something better, like a basketball hoop.
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[personal profile] stepfordbot 2019-04-03 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
A room of her own

After breakfast and time enough to tidy up (or delegate to those willing to help with the washing up), Grace takes a moment to circuit the house. It's difficult to do so while actively looking at each room and wondering if it's one she'd like for herself. She doesn't need much, she never has but the idea appeals. It's also a good opportunity to take a solid inventory of the home- decide what it is they ought to keep and what they ought to clear out for more space as they've an additional handful of bodies to house.

Any room with a view has her pausing, peering through the glass, soaking up sunshine. Moving her charging station here won't be difficult, Pogo has already agreed to assist but- does she want to be close to the children? Does she want to be close to the security room, the attic, the courtyard, the observatory? She doesn't need to linger near the telescope, peering through the black, hoping to see some sign of her oldest any longer with Luther home. Doesn't need to stare out at the street and wish for Five's return. Without specific parameters, it's...difficult. She wastes time lingering, looking, pacing through the space, attempting to envision a world where this room is for her and her alone. Perhaps she should simply decide how they made her feel?


Dress up Montage

Her clothing, while styled and impeccable, is limited. Only so many options for outfits that rarely needed tending or replacing as she didn't sweat or create odor, didn't cause many of the reasons clothing would wear, tear, or smell like actual human women. To have so many options available is daunting. To be outside among so many people is astounding, unheard of. Reginald never let her leave the house, never let her explore the world or deviate from his exacting idea of how it is she ought to look or behave. To that end- her curiosity is endless. What do women wear now? What looks best? What fits? A million calculations and questions she'd never have to consider before as she stares at rack upon rack of modern, colorful clothing. After a few false starts she simply finds a fitting room and tells those that want to watch her or have opinions her size and lets the children bring her articles of clothing.

It's easier.
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Dress up time!

[personal profile] ouiking_ouija 2019-04-05 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Having gotten one of his own errands finished, and promise of the second before they left, Klaus was ready to help, catching up with the entourage after the second or third store, he realized how easily overwhelmed Grace was getting, which he knew none of them intended to do.

He was familiar with that kind of overwhelmed, though, and knew from experience that it could lead to energy burnout, and so when they found somewhere with more variety and Grace had attached herself to a dressing room, he had appointed himself the Clothing Liaison, collecting bundles of what might make good outfits from the items the rest of them brought back, never vetoing anything outright -that was Grace's prerogative and he wasn't about to take it from her- and even making suggestions himself as to what items or other colors might be needed.

"Day wear guys, day wear." He said even as he made two different stacks of shirts to go with two different pairs of pants, all of which he passed off to Grace with a smile, "Not your usual, I know, but give it a try, you might find out you like it."
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[personal profile] stepfordbot 2019-04-09 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
She's never worn slacks, not truly. Reginald had a narrow, specific view of how femininity and motherhood ought to be presented and she stuck to them to the letter- she'd never had any other options. Staring at them she has to wonder, a little, at the notion. "It would have made chasing you down in the halls much easier if I had these."

Less skirt and tulle to get caught on furniture, less volume to alert the children of her arrival. She slips into the changing booth and carefully hangs her dress and petticoat off to one side, slidig into the new clothing. Cotton, not polyester, cut to hug her hip an thigh and that's- different. The shirt is likewise nipped in and a different texture and- she feels light without the flounce around her hips an thighs.

But not in a way that's uncomfortable. Buttoned up she steps back out, arms open for Klaus to examine. "It's different." Eyes on herself in the mirror- she can't quite peg what's missing, but it feels as though something is.
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[personal profile] ouiking_ouija 2019-04-10 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, there's still Elle and the younger me, so your chasing kids down days might not be over yet." He replied with a smile.

He tilted his head, when she emerged again, gnawing at his thumbnail as if considering, the fit was definitely good, and made her look taller somehow, more like he remembered her looking back before he could reach the countertops, but that was a good thing as far as he was concerned, "Something's missing." He said, "It's good, it looks great, but it doesn't look finished, you know?"

Which was why he waved down the nearest sibling with a furtive and yet still somehow frantic movement of his hand, "Look at this." A gesture to Grace's outfit with his other hand, "What's wrong with this picture? What's missing?"
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[personal profile] ouiking_ouija 2019-04-21 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Klaus beamed at that, catching Five's shoulders and kissing the top of his head quickly before letting him go with a singular gentle shake , "Five, you are a brilliant fifty-eight year old baby genius. Color. It was missing color."

He turned back to Grace then, "How's it feel now?" It wasn't that the outfit had been drab before, it was just that it had been monochrome, too much of one color, which Five had fixed in one fell sweep.
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Shopping mall trip

[personal profile] theleastfavorite 2019-04-09 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Vanya shuffled around awkwardly, hands in her pockets as she trailed behind Five through the mall. The mall itself was a little too bright and loud for her tastes, and every shrieking kid and squeaky-wheeled shopping cart was all too stark in her ears.

Plus, there was the fact that shopping for Mom was a lot different than if she were shopping for herself. She knew her own tastes and they were pretty minimal; it made it easy to grab stuff and get to the checkout aisle. Mom was different, and a lot more girly than she was. Stuff like that was more Allison's style.

"You ever wonder if Mom likes all that retro 50s housewife stuff on her own?" she mumbles, glancing at the shelves. "Or if that was just what Dad programmed into her? Maybe a little both. It's hard to tell with her."
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IT'S OK BB <3

[personal profile] theleastfavorite 2019-04-30 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"I guess you're right. She gets to be her own person -- robot -- whatever she wants to be," Vanya says, still eyeing the different shelves. "And if she still likes the same stuff, hey, nothing wrong with that."

She glances at the sweater Five is holding, not immediately understanding the question. Her skin? It takes a second to sink in, and with a surprised look, she says, "Oh, uh -- I mean, aren't we just shopping for Mom, right now?"