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[n5]

I need you to take me to the vet.

[ Guess who fed a stray and ended adopting the puppy. As much as it annoys him to ask, he needs the assistance of an adult looking person to convince the vets to vaccinate the poor dog. ]

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[ghostphone]

i don't think there was a real person to know, five.
he was just a monster in person-clothing.

eh u'll figure it out

[n5]

Fair point. He always acted weird like an alien barely imitating a person.

Is there a book or something I can check?

[ghostphone]

Plz don't insult aliens like that, Five.

urban dictionary maybe?
or I'm sure there are websites with acronym meanings and stuff

[n5]

My apologies to the aliens.

Uh, never heard of that one. I'll check the library.

They might be but how exactly do I search for them? by typing 'weird things the youth says' into google?

[ghostphone]

oh shit no Five its not an actual dictionary
its a website
just google it

THE YOUTH
i fuckin love u
just like google 'text slang' or something i guess????

[Come on, you're killing him, smalls. He has no idea how to teach your old ass the basic slang he grew up with!]

[n5]

Ey, how was I supposed to know?

[ But he will check it. Happy? Because after ten minutes, Five isn't. ]

There are a lot of sex related terms in this website.

I thought it sounded better than 'little gremlins', you are welcome.

[ STOP MAKING FUN OF HIM :/ ]

Okay I got a list of text and abbreviations. Do people seriously say BFFLNMW to say 'Best friends for life, no matter what' ? Because that turns and actual nice line into the sound of someone sneezing.

[ghostphone]

Look its hard to keep up w/ everything u dont know ok i just grew up with this shit haha yeah but ur old sex shouldnt be weird right or oh wait nvrmnd [NEVER!!] ive never seen that in my whole life, Five.

[n5]

You're telling me it's hard.

[ Five hates not knowing shit and he's missed os much it feels like he will never manage to catch up. ]

Consider yourself lucky.

Well, ehm. Not a lot of people to get close to in the futuristic apocalypse, Klaus.

[ Sex was really nonexistent and his current body only makes everything complicated. ]

[ >:|!!! ]

Maybe you need to read this dictionary too then.

[ghostphone]

Right. Sorry.

[Aaaaawk-waaaard. He's suddenly incredibly glad this conversation is happening over texts.]

I'm not reading any dictionaries.
Ever.

[n5]

No need to apologize,It wasn't your fault.

[ Let's move on, yep. ]

Hah. Afraid something might stick?