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Five 'Feral Gremlin' Hargreeves | ☂ ([personal profile] n5) wrote in [community profile] umbrellajackassery2019-03-16 07:20 pm

Open | Chose your adventure

1- We're canceling the apocalypse

The world ended.

Twice.

And both times, that wasn't quite right with Five Hargreeves. So he got back in time to change it, taking his family with him. They were, after all, the ones to blame for the long list of mistakes that culminated in their sister blowing up the moon. If Vanya was the bomb and Harold Jenkins was the fuse, Reginald Hargreaves was without a doubt the maker of the explosive. They had to do better this time and they had to do it together.

Time traveling was a messy business, more so when you were doing it in a rush and without the proper calculations. But they made it back in time to the morning of their father's funeral, in one piece against all odds, and after some trouble, their brother Ben was back with them.

His family was alive, hurt but whole.

Five gave a small smile before his eyes rolled back into his head and he promptly passed out from the effort, nose bleeding.



2 - (You Give Me) Fever, In the morning child, Fever all through the night

A few days later, the pain in his body had yet to subside and Five wondered if it could be a permanent effect of time traveling. You could only gamble with time so much until it started getting pissed off at you. His family was still dealing with the last week's events, either mourning, keeping to themselves or thinking about the future, but everything was relatively stress-free.

For the past 40 years, Five has never lived a single day that wasn't pressure-packed. And now, his body has decided that ey, this would be the perfect moment to crash. Bright lights made his eyes burn and increased his headaches, his throat hurt so much that he had stopped eating, his cheeks were constantly flushed and he felt hot a minute and freezing the next.

But the worse of all was that he sneezed.

Actually, the worst of all was that the sneezing made him space jump without intent or control. So far he had accidentally teleported himself to the basement, atop the kitchen's fridge, to the bar -knocking several bottles in the process-, to their mother's lap while she was sitting in front of the paintings, and into the bathtub.

The alarmed and frustrated shriek that Five gave out could be heard all around the house after a sneeze had teleported him to the chandelier, leaving him holding onto it for dear life several feet above the ground.



3- Another One Bites The Dust

When tiredness got too much or he had accidentally teleported himself somewhere, Five gave up and slept. Never in his room, if he could avoid it. He hadn't used it for decades and it was a reminder of the life he had lost, filled with books and toys and memories of a lost innocence that felt unpleasant.

Vanya's room was spartan and clean in all ways Klaus' wasn't but both reflected their owners and brought Five a sense of comfort, familiarity. Allison's bed was the comfiest, a soft mattress and softer pillows, while Luther had the biggest one. Five liked to curl into a ball in the middle of it and let himself feel small for once.

Diego and Ben's rooms hadn't been used in some time but Grace made sure to keep them both clean and they had signs of his sibling's personalities all over the place. A peaceful sleep still didn't come easy, though, with the fever only making his usual nightmares worse.


4- Wildcard

[ Do you want Five anywhere? Feel free to write your own starter, I'll adapt! ]
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[personal profile] bestfuneralever 2019-04-16 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Klaus is glad that he's stopped fighting him quite so hard, allowing him to guide him toward a more comfortable area of the house. The choice of the couch is not that surprising and Klaus leads him easily enough, helping him settle before perching on the couch himself. Instantly pushed into the corner at the opposite end, legs folded under him in a butterfly.

He notes that frustration in Five's voice and he gives him a small smile. "I'm not sure you got the memo, but you're human and allowed to be sick sometimes."
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[personal profile] bestfuneralever 2019-04-16 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Klaus snorts at that comment, not taking even an ounce of offense to it at all. "Too bad, so sad." He says, sticking his tongue out at him.

He's a master of vague hand gestures, he makes them himself all the time, but Five's aren't really making words happen any more than anything else-- and the ones he eventually settle on just earn him a Look from Klaus. "Yes, because sick and unwell are soooo different." He rolls his eyes. "You're the worst patient."

He shrugs one shoulder in a casual sort of roll. "Usually don't."
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[personal profile] bestfuneralever 2019-05-06 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
He just snickers because immediately on the tails of sarcastically telling Klaus how mature he's being, Five pulls something more fit for the age he currently looks. Klaus is just gonna call that a win.

"Because I don't want to and somebody's gotta make sure you don't get stuck somewhere high again." He can't help the gentle teasing, it's who he is as a person, Five. Jokes win over everything.

"Getting really, really drunk or stoned helps a lot." He shrugs with a wave of one hand.
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[personal profile] bestfuneralever 2019-05-09 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
"They say sneezing is kind of in line with orgasms, in that it's kind of a total loss of control, however temporary-- so I guess it makes sense it'd fuck with your powers. Like a disruption of your ability to stay in one place or something?" He squints a little. "I guess?" That... made more sense before he said it out loud, but whatever, it's out there. And also-- he's not even sorry for bringing up orgasms in front of you, Five.

He shrugs a little. "If you say so. We can just stick to the old fashioned, lay here and close your eyes and maybe count some sheep." He holds up one finger, "Has that ever worked for anyone in this history of ever, by the way?"
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[personal profile] bestfuneralever 2019-05-20 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, yeah, I guess you probably didn't have much time to, uh-- explore things like that in the future, huh? That sucks! But, hey," he waves one hand in his brother's direction. "you're back in prime, you can do all the exploration you never got the chance to do now!"

He shrugs, "I guess because they're boring. Or calming. One of those. Who knows."