Five 'Feral Gremlin' Hargreeves | ☂ (
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1- We're canceling the apocalypse
The world ended.
Twice.
And both times, that wasn't quite right with Five Hargreeves. So he got back in time to change it, taking his family with him. They were, after all, the ones to blame for the long list of mistakes that culminated in their sister blowing up the moon. If Vanya was the bomb and Harold Jenkins was the fuse, Reginald Hargreaves was without a doubt the maker of the explosive. They had to do better this time and they had to do it together.
Time traveling was a messy business, more so when you were doing it in a rush and without the proper calculations. But they made it back in time to the morning of their father's funeral, in one piece against all odds, and after some trouble, their brother Ben was back with them.
His family was alive, hurt but whole.
Five gave a small smile before his eyes rolled back into his head and he promptly passed out from the effort, nose bleeding.
2 - (You Give Me) Fever, In the morning child, Fever all through the night
A few days later, the pain in his body had yet to subside and Five wondered if it could be a permanent effect of time traveling. You could only gamble with time so much until it started getting pissed off at you. His family was still dealing with the last week's events, either mourning, keeping to themselves or thinking about the future, but everything was relatively stress-free.
For the past 40 years, Five has never lived a single day that wasn't pressure-packed. And now, his body has decided that ey, this would be the perfect moment to crash. Bright lights made his eyes burn and increased his headaches, his throat hurt so much that he had stopped eating, his cheeks were constantly flushed and he felt hot a minute and freezing the next.
But the worse of all was that he sneezed.
Actually, the worst of all was that the sneezing made him space jump without intent or control. So far he had accidentally teleported himself to the basement, atop the kitchen's fridge, to the bar -knocking several bottles in the process-, to their mother's lap while she was sitting in front of the paintings, and into the bathtub.
The alarmed and frustrated shriek that Five gave out could be heard all around the house after a sneeze had teleported him to the chandelier, leaving him holding onto it for dear life several feet above the ground.
3- Another One Bites The Dust
When tiredness got too much or he had accidentally teleported himself somewhere, Five gave up and slept. Never in his room, if he could avoid it. He hadn't used it for decades and it was a reminder of the life he had lost, filled with books and toys and memories of a lost innocence that felt unpleasant.
Vanya's room was spartan and clean in all ways Klaus' wasn't but both reflected their owners and brought Five a sense of comfort, familiarity. Allison's bed was the comfiest, a soft mattress and softer pillows, while Luther had the biggest one. Five liked to curl into a ball in the middle of it and let himself feel small for once.
Diego and Ben's rooms hadn't been used in some time but Grace made sure to keep them both clean and they had signs of his sibling's personalities all over the place. A peaceful sleep still didn't come easy, though, with the fever only making his usual nightmares worse.
4- Wildcard
[ Do you want Five anywhere? Feel free to write your own starter, I'll adapt! ]
The world ended.
Twice.
And both times, that wasn't quite right with Five Hargreeves. So he got back in time to change it, taking his family with him. They were, after all, the ones to blame for the long list of mistakes that culminated in their sister blowing up the moon. If Vanya was the bomb and Harold Jenkins was the fuse, Reginald Hargreaves was without a doubt the maker of the explosive. They had to do better this time and they had to do it together.
Time traveling was a messy business, more so when you were doing it in a rush and without the proper calculations. But they made it back in time to the morning of their father's funeral, in one piece against all odds, and after some trouble, their brother Ben was back with them.
His family was alive, hurt but whole.
Five gave a small smile before his eyes rolled back into his head and he promptly passed out from the effort, nose bleeding.
2 - (You Give Me) Fever, In the morning child, Fever all through the night
A few days later, the pain in his body had yet to subside and Five wondered if it could be a permanent effect of time traveling. You could only gamble with time so much until it started getting pissed off at you. His family was still dealing with the last week's events, either mourning, keeping to themselves or thinking about the future, but everything was relatively stress-free.
For the past 40 years, Five has never lived a single day that wasn't pressure-packed. And now, his body has decided that ey, this would be the perfect moment to crash. Bright lights made his eyes burn and increased his headaches, his throat hurt so much that he had stopped eating, his cheeks were constantly flushed and he felt hot a minute and freezing the next.
But the worse of all was that he sneezed.
Actually, the worst of all was that the sneezing made him space jump without intent or control. So far he had accidentally teleported himself to the basement, atop the kitchen's fridge, to the bar -knocking several bottles in the process-, to their mother's lap while she was sitting in front of the paintings, and into the bathtub.
The alarmed and frustrated shriek that Five gave out could be heard all around the house after a sneeze had teleported him to the chandelier, leaving him holding onto it for dear life several feet above the ground.
3- Another One Bites The Dust
When tiredness got too much or he had accidentally teleported himself somewhere, Five gave up and slept. Never in his room, if he could avoid it. He hadn't used it for decades and it was a reminder of the life he had lost, filled with books and toys and memories of a lost innocence that felt unpleasant.
Vanya's room was spartan and clean in all ways Klaus' wasn't but both reflected their owners and brought Five a sense of comfort, familiarity. Allison's bed was the comfiest, a soft mattress and softer pillows, while Luther had the biggest one. Five liked to curl into a ball in the middle of it and let himself feel small for once.
Diego and Ben's rooms hadn't been used in some time but Grace made sure to keep them both clean and they had signs of his sibling's personalities all over the place. A peaceful sleep still didn't come easy, though, with the fever only making his usual nightmares worse.
4- Wildcard
[ Do you want Five anywhere? Feel free to write your own starter, I'll adapt! ]
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Hitting his head did Five no favors but at least he's out of it when it happens. The extra pain only registers when someone starts to try slapping him awake and Five lets out a low, pained groan. He doesn't bother opening his eyes, they hurt too much.
"S...stop that."
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"You okay?" The answer to that is pretty obvious to all of them, and Luther makes a move to step in to pick him up, but Diego elbows a massive arm out of the way. "I got him."
He bends down and scoops up Five. He's a hell of a lot heavier than he looks, but he'll be damned if he lets Luther see that. He starts carrying him towards their home which has been miraculously restored in all this time travel shit, taking him to the room that had been his so many years ago.
"You throw up on me and you'll regret it."
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He blinks a few times, trying to get the world back to focus, and the lights alone hurt so badly that he's screwing his eyes shut a moment later. Diego and Luther arguing sounds distant, he's too exhausted too pay much attention to it, which is why Five let's out a startled squeak when he's suddenly lifted from the ground. One of his arms latches onto Diego's chest, fingers curling on the fabric, and his other hands goes to his nose to try and keep the bleeding at bay.
"Can't promise anything." It's hard but Five actually smiles at Diego, head resting on the man's shoulder.
Diego and he weren't exactly in the best of terms, too different in personality most of the time, but that doesn't mean Five cares for him any less than his other siblings. It was just a lot harder to show it. He sounds out of breath and possibly about to pass out again but he gives Diego's chest a little bump. "Mom...she should be okay."
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"You really gotta stop fainting. You're embarrassing yourself." Nevermind the first time had been due to a gunshot wound he hadn't bothered telling anyone about. Or that the second time was because he'd somehow managed to pull a miracle out of his ass at the last minute and save all of them.
Five's words are barely audible, but Diego hears them all the same. He glances down at him, his expression softening for a split second before he looks up at the window he'd last seen her. It's empty, but it's whole. And he has to hope that she is inside as well. He shoulders the door open and starts heading downstairs.
"What do you need?" He knows this isn't five's first time travelling trip. It's not even the first time he's come back looking bad, but not this bad.
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"I ..uh..." What were they talking about again? It's so hard to focus that he even misses his brother softer look. "...S...something caloric. To raise my sugar level."
When he first came back, Five had made himself a peanut butter marshmallow sandwich both because he had missed it and because Five had needed the extra boost. It always has been his type of comfort food, Vanya knew it well. The bloody nose is a bit concerning and it makes Five frowns when he ends with his hand covered in red.
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He may not have ever busted his nose time traveling, but he's busted it plenty of times getting punched in the face. He moves to the sink and starts washing his hands. He can smell the coppery residue of Five's blood on his shirt. He moves a move for the bread, spotting the peanut butter and marshmallows where they'd last been left. He starts throwing a sandwich together.
"Still bleeding?""
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"It's not so bad..." But he's still bleeding with is a little worrisome, and pressing the towel to his nose makes his voice sounds funny. Time travelling and the pain it caused isn't new to Five, he will deal, but he had no idea how it affected their brothers. "H...how do you feel? You all looked like kids for a few, I was trying to go back further but...I...it was too much."
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At least he hadn't passed out. "Should you have changed back to your real age?"
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"No, it's different with me. The first time I traveled back in time s...something went wrong. My calculations weren't accurate enough, I don't know for sure what failed. Time is a complicated science." It changes too much and too quickly, little things affect variables to an immense degree, which is why he's always working on improving his Quantum mechanics skills.
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He tries to think what he'd do if he had to go through puberty again. If all people saw when they looked at him was some kid. He shakes his head. "There's got to be something we can do."
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What part of 'Time is a complicated science.' did Diego not understand? If Five could reverse this, he would have done it already. It isn't as if he enjoys having to walk around in shorts because nothing else fits. "I wish. This body really is annoying. And so short."
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He's joking, mostly. He knows Five has always thought he was an idiot. He can clearly see that Five's in no mood for this kind of a discussion right now. He still pretty much looks like he could fall over any minute now. He nods towards the sandwich in front of Five. "Eat up."
He takes another big bite of his sandwich and starts looking in drawers for a bottle of aspirin. It probably won't do much for Five, but maybe it'll help him shake his splitting headache.
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The idea of being immortal might have been a tempting some for people but to Five sounded like a curse. Stay alive while the rest of his family grew old and died, being alone again without nothing to keep him on. He wouldn't be able to handle it a second time, Five'd rather end himself.
His attention goes back to the food after Diego chides him as if he's a kid, as if he really is the age he looks like. His brother could be such a mom sometimes, it brings a brief smile to Five's lips. He goes back to munching on the sandwich without protest, telling himself it's because he needs it and not because Diego has asked him to do so.
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"What do I know?" he says, giving Five a shrug as if to say he doesn't know much at all. "I'm not that smart, remember?" He opens the bottle and shakes out two for him, swallowing them dry. He sets two more pills in front of Five's plate.