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Five 'Feral Gremlin' Hargreeves | ☂ ([personal profile] n5) wrote in [community profile] umbrellajackassery2019-03-16 07:20 pm

Open | Chose your adventure

1- We're canceling the apocalypse

The world ended.

Twice.

And both times, that wasn't quite right with Five Hargreeves. So he got back in time to change it, taking his family with him. They were, after all, the ones to blame for the long list of mistakes that culminated in their sister blowing up the moon. If Vanya was the bomb and Harold Jenkins was the fuse, Reginald Hargreaves was without a doubt the maker of the explosive. They had to do better this time and they had to do it together.

Time traveling was a messy business, more so when you were doing it in a rush and without the proper calculations. But they made it back in time to the morning of their father's funeral, in one piece against all odds, and after some trouble, their brother Ben was back with them.

His family was alive, hurt but whole.

Five gave a small smile before his eyes rolled back into his head and he promptly passed out from the effort, nose bleeding.



2 - (You Give Me) Fever, In the morning child, Fever all through the night

A few days later, the pain in his body had yet to subside and Five wondered if it could be a permanent effect of time traveling. You could only gamble with time so much until it started getting pissed off at you. His family was still dealing with the last week's events, either mourning, keeping to themselves or thinking about the future, but everything was relatively stress-free.

For the past 40 years, Five has never lived a single day that wasn't pressure-packed. And now, his body has decided that ey, this would be the perfect moment to crash. Bright lights made his eyes burn and increased his headaches, his throat hurt so much that he had stopped eating, his cheeks were constantly flushed and he felt hot a minute and freezing the next.

But the worse of all was that he sneezed.

Actually, the worst of all was that the sneezing made him space jump without intent or control. So far he had accidentally teleported himself to the basement, atop the kitchen's fridge, to the bar -knocking several bottles in the process-, to their mother's lap while she was sitting in front of the paintings, and into the bathtub.

The alarmed and frustrated shriek that Five gave out could be heard all around the house after a sneeze had teleported him to the chandelier, leaving him holding onto it for dear life several feet above the ground.



3- Another One Bites The Dust

When tiredness got too much or he had accidentally teleported himself somewhere, Five gave up and slept. Never in his room, if he could avoid it. He hadn't used it for decades and it was a reminder of the life he had lost, filled with books and toys and memories of a lost innocence that felt unpleasant.

Vanya's room was spartan and clean in all ways Klaus' wasn't but both reflected their owners and brought Five a sense of comfort, familiarity. Allison's bed was the comfiest, a soft mattress and softer pillows, while Luther had the biggest one. Five liked to curl into a ball in the middle of it and let himself feel small for once.

Diego and Ben's rooms hadn't been used in some time but Grace made sure to keep them both clean and they had signs of his sibling's personalities all over the place. A peaceful sleep still didn't come easy, though, with the fever only making his usual nightmares worse.


4- Wildcard

[ Do you want Five anywhere? Feel free to write your own starter, I'll adapt! ]
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[personal profile] throwsknives 2019-03-18 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Diego lets out a small breath of relief, but he doesn't actually get any gentler when it comes to handling his brother. He grabs him by the shoulders.

"You okay?" The answer to that is pretty obvious to all of them, and Luther makes a move to step in to pick him up, but Diego elbows a massive arm out of the way. "I got him."

He bends down and scoops up Five. He's a hell of a lot heavier than he looks, but he'll be damned if he lets Luther see that. He starts carrying him towards their home which has been miraculously restored in all this time travel shit, taking him to the room that had been his so many years ago.

"You throw up on me and you'll regret it."
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[personal profile] throwsknives 2019-03-19 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Diego's mouth curves upwards the tiniest bit at Five's smart ass remark. He used to irritate the shit out of him when he was younger and he still does, but he's got to hand it to him. He's one tough son-of-a-bitch.

"You really gotta stop fainting. You're embarrassing yourself." Nevermind the first time had been due to a gunshot wound he hadn't bothered telling anyone about. Or that the second time was because he'd somehow managed to pull a miracle out of his ass at the last minute and save all of them.

Five's words are barely audible, but Diego hears them all the same. He glances down at him, his expression softening for a split second before he looks up at the window he'd last seen her. It's empty, but it's whole. And he has to hope that she is inside as well. He shoulders the door open and starts heading downstairs.

"What do you need?" He knows this isn't five's first time travelling trip. It's not even the first time he's come back looking bad, but not this bad.
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[personal profile] throwsknives 2019-03-20 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Diego moves down the hallway, but makes a detour towards the kitchen first. He sets Five down in the first available chair and grabs a hand towel, shoving it into his hands. "Put your head back and pinch your nose at the top."

He may not have ever busted his nose time traveling, but he's busted it plenty of times getting punched in the face. He moves to the sink and starts washing his hands. He can smell the coppery residue of Five's blood on his shirt. He moves a move for the bread, spotting the peanut butter and marshmallows where they'd last been left. He starts throwing a sandwich together.

"Still bleeding?""
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[personal profile] throwsknives 2019-03-23 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Like shit," Diego says, slapping the bread together so that the peanut butter and marshmallows will stick. He grabs a plate and sets it in front of Five before getting to work making a peanut butter one of his own. He glances over his shoulder. "But nothing worse than a bad hangover."

At least he hadn't passed out. "Should you have changed back to your real age?"
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[personal profile] throwsknives 2019-03-26 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
"So what? You're stuck like this? For how long?" Diego takes a large bite, studying the thirteen year old version of his brother, forever memorialized in the oil painting at the front of the house.

He tries to think what he'd do if he had to go through puberty again. If all people saw when they looked at him was some kid. He shakes his head. "There's got to be something we can do."
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[personal profile] throwsknives 2019-04-05 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
His glare mainly just comes off looking exhausted and Diego doesn't do much to react to it except to narrow his eyes as if in thought. "So you could live for another fifty years." He purses his lips. "You'd be nearly immortal."

He's joking, mostly. He knows Five has always thought he was an idiot. He can clearly see that Five's in no mood for this kind of a discussion right now. He still pretty much looks like he could fall over any minute now. He nods towards the sandwich in front of Five. "Eat up."

He takes another big bite of his sandwich and starts looking in drawers for a bottle of aspirin. It probably won't do much for Five, but maybe it'll help him shake his splitting headache.
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[personal profile] throwsknives 2019-04-17 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Diego's hand pauses as he paws through a drawer at the sound of that raw vulnerability. Logically he knows that Five is an old man, but at that moment he sounds like a scared thirteen year old. Diego swallows thickly, reaching for the bottle of aspirin shoved at the back of the drawer.

"What do I know?" he says, giving Five a shrug as if to say he doesn't know much at all. "I'm not that smart, remember?" He opens the bottle and shakes out two for him, swallowing them dry. He sets two more pills in front of Five's plate.