n5: (My bullshit sense in tingling)
Five 'Feral Gremlin' Hargreeves | ☂ ([personal profile] n5) wrote in [community profile] umbrellajackassery2019-03-16 07:20 pm

Open | Chose your adventure

1- We're canceling the apocalypse

The world ended.

Twice.

And both times, that wasn't quite right with Five Hargreeves. So he got back in time to change it, taking his family with him. They were, after all, the ones to blame for the long list of mistakes that culminated in their sister blowing up the moon. If Vanya was the bomb and Harold Jenkins was the fuse, Reginald Hargreaves was without a doubt the maker of the explosive. They had to do better this time and they had to do it together.

Time traveling was a messy business, more so when you were doing it in a rush and without the proper calculations. But they made it back in time to the morning of their father's funeral, in one piece against all odds, and after some trouble, their brother Ben was back with them.

His family was alive, hurt but whole.

Five gave a small smile before his eyes rolled back into his head and he promptly passed out from the effort, nose bleeding.



2 - (You Give Me) Fever, In the morning child, Fever all through the night

A few days later, the pain in his body had yet to subside and Five wondered if it could be a permanent effect of time traveling. You could only gamble with time so much until it started getting pissed off at you. His family was still dealing with the last week's events, either mourning, keeping to themselves or thinking about the future, but everything was relatively stress-free.

For the past 40 years, Five has never lived a single day that wasn't pressure-packed. And now, his body has decided that ey, this would be the perfect moment to crash. Bright lights made his eyes burn and increased his headaches, his throat hurt so much that he had stopped eating, his cheeks were constantly flushed and he felt hot a minute and freezing the next.

But the worse of all was that he sneezed.

Actually, the worst of all was that the sneezing made him space jump without intent or control. So far he had accidentally teleported himself to the basement, atop the kitchen's fridge, to the bar -knocking several bottles in the process-, to their mother's lap while she was sitting in front of the paintings, and into the bathtub.

The alarmed and frustrated shriek that Five gave out could be heard all around the house after a sneeze had teleported him to the chandelier, leaving him holding onto it for dear life several feet above the ground.



3- Another One Bites The Dust

When tiredness got too much or he had accidentally teleported himself somewhere, Five gave up and slept. Never in his room, if he could avoid it. He hadn't used it for decades and it was a reminder of the life he had lost, filled with books and toys and memories of a lost innocence that felt unpleasant.

Vanya's room was spartan and clean in all ways Klaus' wasn't but both reflected their owners and brought Five a sense of comfort, familiarity. Allison's bed was the comfiest, a soft mattress and softer pillows, while Luther had the biggest one. Five liked to curl into a ball in the middle of it and let himself feel small for once.

Diego and Ben's rooms hadn't been used in some time but Grace made sure to keep them both clean and they had signs of his sibling's personalities all over the place. A peaceful sleep still didn't come easy, though, with the fever only making his usual nightmares worse.


4- Wildcard

[ Do you want Five anywhere? Feel free to write your own starter, I'll adapt! ]
garb4ge: (Cautious)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-03-16 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, apparently Five is really out -- when he reaches to pull at the hem of Klaus' shirt, Klaus just blinks slowly down at him. There's a few options, of course, but the path of least resistance is just to shift with the tug and half-sprawl next to the smaller man.

He ends up settled next to him, pawing up for his pillow to at least stuff that beneath his arm, propping himself up to take a better look at Five and, after a moment of hesitation, put the back of his hand against his forehead. That's how you check for a fever, right?
garb4ge: (Gotta repress this later)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-03-16 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Five might've managed to pass out in the right bed for this particular occasion, honestly. The nightstand next to Klaus' bed is a veritable pharmacy of legal and less-than-legal drugs, including both fever reducers (also worked with headaches) and decongestants (they were great for helping with sleep).

The water glass next to the bed isn't even all that old (by Klaus' standards)! He frowns, though, and gives his brother's shoulder a light jostle. Fevers take priority over sleep.

"Hey -- sleeping ugly."
garb4ge: (Five - chilling out)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-03-17 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
At least Klaus isn't shocked by Five's appearance -- he's seen worse in the mirror on a good day, honestly -- when he opens an eye. He sighs, exasperated, and shifts so that he can take hold of Five's wrist, turn his hand over.

"I solemnly swear that I will shut the fuck up as soon as you take this handful of pills. " Right, because taking a bunch of unlabeled pills from his brother's hand was going to be totally safe, right?

...this time? Yes. Next time? Well, it's a dice roll.
garb4ge: (The light hurts my eyes)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-03-17 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
"You're in my room, asshole." At least when he says 'asshole', he somehow manages to make it sound affectionate. Klaus settles his other arm around Five's shoulders, reclining more comfortably in the bed.

Yeah, he's definitely not going to be going anywhere -- especially not when Five is this sick. He might not be great at the whole caregiver song and dance, but he can at least be a warm body and a drug pusher. He's even got practice at that last one.
garb4ge: (We're in deep doo doo here kids)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-03-17 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
And sure, under normal circumstances? Maybe he would've kicked Five out. If he had someone in here with him? Absolutely. But now, Five is ill, and he's still his brother, and he's really the only one who even bothered to ask him how he was doing, honestly --

"Like hell," he mutters, keeping his arm around Five's shoulder and applying a light pressure against him to boot. "Take the fucking Tylenol, Five."
garb4ge: (Definitely probably high)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-03-17 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Right, I'm sure your delirious brain would've parsed 'Tylenol' much better than 'pill'."

He passes over the water glass. At least since it's Klaus, it's got one of those ridiculous curly straws in it already -- so with minimal finagling, Five will be able to get water out of the cup without sitting too much further up.

Klaus, it seems, is satisfied with Five no longer trying to leave -- he actually grabs a fistful of what seem to be actual covers and tosses them over Five's legs -- for the moment.

"You know how long you've been like this?" He's guessing 'no', but it isn't like he's going to do anything differently anyway, he's just trying to -- make conversation.
garb4ge: (Perhaps not my brightest hour)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-03-17 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sweating like you're coming off heroin, first of all." Oddly specific, Klaus, but -- well, he ought to know. He passes over the second Tylenol and pointedly also doesn't touch on the fact that he's been doing better, thanks, instead waving a hand to the side.

"And also acting like you're freezing."
garb4ge: ():)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-03-19 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
He's about to give him a hard time about it, honestly, but it isn't as if Five hasn't already shown on several occasions to care for him. When the teen wraps himself up in the blankets Klaus just shifts, rolling onto his side so that he can continue to keep an eye on his brother.

"I mean, you're right about that. Paper thin walls." He's sure everyone heard all his dirty laundry during his teen years (not that he cares, honestly).

He drops the back of his head to the back of Five's neck absently -- he knows that's one of the places that cool skin feels best when you're feverish like this -- and then decides, grudgingly, "If you're tired, then get some sleep. I'll crash whether you're in here or not." Which is almost certainly not true, but it's the thought that counts ... right?
garb4ge: (I'm kind of optimistic!)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-03-19 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mm. And I could hear Diego's shitty taste in music," he mutters, letting his eyes slide shut now that he's settled behind him on the bed. Sure, now he's the one who's got the makeshift covers to contend with, but his coat is practically a blanket on a bad day, anyway.

True to his word, it really isn't long until he falls asleep -- although he won't stay out for long, if past history is anything to go by. Hopefully Five's sleep is a little more restful and restorative.
garb4ge: (Like woah)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-03-25 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Sure enough, Klaus sleeps for just over an hour before he's waking up with a start, sweating cold bullets and snapping himself up to sit in a way that makes him wince the moment that he remembers he isn't alone.

"Shit," he mutters quietly, bringing a shaking hand to rub over his forehead and trying to calm down his breathing so he can focus enough to figure out whether he's managed to disturb Five or if his brother is so deep in fever-sleep that he's stayed asleep. He's hopeful for the former, selfishly, even if the latter is what would be better for Five.
garb4ge: (I hate when you're right)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-03-25 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, double shit.

He makes a soft half-whine and puts his hand over his mouth both to stifle the sound and to quell any residual nausea that he might have, shaking his head insistently as he looks over to Five.

God, he still looks terrible. "-- nah. 's fine, man. Didn't mean to wake you."
garb4ge: (Is that you God)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-03-26 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
No fever -- only sweaty, clammy skin. The hand against his forehead is nice, though, and he leans minutely into it while he focuses on his heartbeat.

"Yeah. Yeah, I should get some water..." Because obviously he's in a fine state to get out of the bed. It wouldn't be the first time he'd half-staggered down the hallway to the bathroom to drink or splash water on his face or dunk into the bath to try and shake off voices, even.
garb4ge: (Mild head trauma)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-03-26 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Klaus is just about to protest when Five goes off on one of his jumps. He shouldn't be surprised, based on how their father had always treated their training, but that doesn't mean he likes the idea of him going off when he's still ill.

He's back without incident (more or less) quickly enough, though, and Klaus puts one hand over Five's once he settles the towel against the back of his neck, the other around the water glass.

"...thanks." And then he's blowing breaths through pursed lips like he knows he ought to to calm down. He's 90% of the way there.

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