n5: (S4 -  Things can't get worse)
Five 'Feral Gremlin' Hargreeves | ☂ ([personal profile] n5) wrote in [community profile] umbrellajackassery2024-09-10 09:53 pm

Mass Video | OTA

[ Five is in the garden, sitting on the grass with a big golden retriever seemingly sleeping on his lap, effectively pinning him in place. The dog's eyes are closed, but if one is observant, they might notice the tail wagging lazily behind him. Five has one hand on Sammy's head, gently scratching him between the ears as he tries to come up with what to say now that he's decided to announce his presence again.

He came back a few days ago after what feels like a lifetime away. He's found his other self, but he's been afraid to ask who else is around. Afraid about who might not be. But he's never been keen on wasting time, and while his memories are still fuzzy, it's better to rip the metaphorical ban-aid once and for all. ]


Ey, so...it's been some time. [ He's grown up, grown older, and even though it can't be seen because the dog is on his legs, Five left the damn shorts behind him a few years ago. There's also a tiredness in his eyes that wasn't there before. ]

I have two important questions;

Number one, who's not dead?
And number two, do we have any lint rollers?

[ As people can see by the sorry the state of Five's suit, now covered in fur, wearing dark clothes, and having a golden retriever as a pet is a bad combination. ]
oldmanfive: (31 | Season 4)

[personal profile] oldmanfive 2024-09-15 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Sammy had his vet visit the day you returned. He's got a clean bill of health so far. Just so you know, I broke down and got all three animals chipped. So if they get lost, they can be returned to us.

[ Five's silent when his twin mentions using a different name around others. He doesn't like this idea. It doesn't feel right. ]

There has to be a better solution. Five is our name. It's one thing to use a fake name for missions, but this is our life.

[ He's so not onboard with this. He still thinks they can both be Five. Even with strangers. The boxer, George Foreman, named all five of his sons, George. They can both be Five. ]

Oh come on, things are just that things. We've spent more time having nothing. So I'm never going to mind if you use my stuff, since technically it is our stuff. [ He fully expects that if something happens to him that his counterpart can have everything he has managed to collect. And it isn't limited to the animals. In any case, he lets out a sigh. ] And well as far as the shop goes, they do a lot of custom fits for me. We're the same size. So that means it shouldn't be a problem for them to do some custom suits for you too.
oldmanfive: Domestic Bliss (47 | Season 4)

[personal profile] oldmanfive 2024-09-17 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Five chuckles upon hearing his other self coo at Sammy. Technically they are adults, so this shouldn't be so cute. But it is cute. However he doesn't say anything. He just remains silent for the moment. When he his twin relents on the name, agreeing that they both use their name. Five sighs in relief.]

Good, glad that's settled.

[ He agrees. ]

Considering we were squatting in what was left of the library. Having mostly books for possessions isn't surprising. I don't know if you've poked around the books in my little office. I managed to track down some copies of the books we originally savaged back then.

[ He mentions because it was a nostalgia thing and a comfort thing. Just having some of the things they had back then, helped make him feel more grounded in his own memories. ]

Okay, okay, I'll let you have this one. [ It's not lost on him that his counterpart wants to be useful. If the situation were reversed, he would want to feel useful too. ] Sure, I'm assuming you want to share the donuts with the rest of the family? But how about I treat us to lunch after shopping though? Then we can grab the donuts afterwards. There's this great café not far from shop that makes some of the best coffee in the city and the food is pretty good too.
oldmanfive: (49 | Season 4)

[personal profile] oldmanfive 2024-09-18 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ Five hadn't really set any boundaries when he invited his counterpart to stay with him. He didn't really have anything to hide and his twin is probably the only other person that he can trust completely. Especially since they weren't suffering from paradox psychosis. ]

I don't think I've gotten my hands on that book yet, but we can always look for it together. Besides going to the library sales, I've been checking out local book shops too. It's bound to be in one of those places.

[ It's a pet project and small labor of love. But he would be happy to share it with his twin, since he would get it. He smiles, it's nice to see the other Five smile, since he knows better than anyone that he's been depressed. ]

Alright, should we guess what kind of donuts they would like or ask for preferences?

[ Certainly it would be easier to guess, but maybe some flavors and kinds are more popular among their siblings than others. ]

Coffee is always a good reason to go anywhere. It isn't as good as the personal blends I've been making, but is damn good coffee in any case.
oldmanfive: (49 | Season 4)

[personal profile] oldmanfive 2024-09-18 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
If we can't find the physical copy, we can resort to looking for a digital one. I do have a kindle. I just don't use it very often, since I like having a physical book in my hands.

[ Five chuckles, quite happy with the idea of sharing the book shopping journey with two of their favorite brothers. Though he's not sure if Viktor would be that interested, since many of his interests have changed once he fully embraced himself. ]

I bet Ben would be interested, not sure about Viktor since a lot of his interests have changed. He doesn't even play violin anymore.

[ He says with a bit of a sadness as he does remember that he and Viktor had kind of grown a part when Viktor moved to Canada and started his bar. Though they were here now, so maybe they could fix that distance. The sadness only last a moment as he does smile when they decide on asking the others about donut options. It was always good to have a reference point. ]

I'm in the kitchen right now. Come have some coffee. You know there are always pots on when either of us are here.
oldmanfive: (93  | Season 4)

[personal profile] oldmanfive 2024-09-25 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
That's a good idea. We can totally print out a digital copy, if we don't find a physical one.

[ Definitely Five thinks that is an excellent idea, since he really does prefer physical media to digital media. ]

Hopefully we do get the chance to fix things with him and any of the others that we haven't been close too.

[ It's not lost on him that they all drifted apart once they had no powers and were living in Reginald's ideal world. ]

Alright, I'll be here.