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[ Five is in the garden, sitting on the grass with a big golden retriever seemingly sleeping on his lap, effectively pinning him in place. The dog's eyes are closed, but if one is observant, they might notice the tail wagging lazily behind him. Five has one hand on Sammy's head, gently scratching him between the ears as he tries to come up with what to say now that he's decided to announce his presence again.
He came back a few days ago after what feels like a lifetime away. He's found his other self, but he's been afraid to ask who else is around. Afraid about who might not be. But he's never been keen on wasting time, and while his memories are still fuzzy, it's better to rip the metaphorical ban-aid once and for all. ]
Ey, so...it's been some time. [ He's grown up, grown older, and even though it can't be seen because the dog is on his legs, Five left the damn shorts behind him a few years ago. There's also a tiredness in his eyes that wasn't there before. ]
I have two important questions;
Number one, who's not dead?
And number two, do we have any lint rollers?
[ As people can see by the sorry the state of Five's suit, now covered in fur, wearing dark clothes, and having a golden retriever as a pet is a bad combination. ]
He came back a few days ago after what feels like a lifetime away. He's found his other self, but he's been afraid to ask who else is around. Afraid about who might not be. But he's never been keen on wasting time, and while his memories are still fuzzy, it's better to rip the metaphorical ban-aid once and for all. ]
Ey, so...it's been some time. [ He's grown up, grown older, and even though it can't be seen because the dog is on his legs, Five left the damn shorts behind him a few years ago. There's also a tiredness in his eyes that wasn't there before. ]
I have two important questions;
Number one, who's not dead?
And number two, do we have any lint rollers?
[ As people can see by the sorry the state of Five's suit, now covered in fur, wearing dark clothes, and having a golden retriever as a pet is a bad combination. ]
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[ Five buys in bulk. Three animals with two prone to shedding. There's no way to be without. ]
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[ He briefly gesture to Sammy, content on his lap. at least the cats both ave dark fur. ]
Good thing that no one seems to be allergic to pets.
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[ Clearly Five took his role as pet dad seriously.]
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[ He did! And it makes Five smiles despite himself. You, big softie. Which means he too is a big softie, of course, but at least he had been trying to not show it. ]
I need to leave the house to go get me some clothes. I appreciate your help, but I can't keep stealing from your wardrobe.
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I really don't mind if you raid my closet but I can take you to the shop I go too for clothes if you want?
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[ He's not crazy about the idea, but since his twin has been here for longer, it's only fair that Five is the one that uses another name in public. ]
Do you remember what name Grace offered us?
Still, they're your things. But yes, that is a good idea. If you like that shop, so will I, undoubtedly.
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[For the record.
You're welcome.
Klaus does look a little older himself, but still much younger than the one Five might be more used to.]
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Oi. That's no way to speak to your elders. [ He's not wrong, though, Five looks like he's been gone through the wringer.]
It's good to see you too, jackass.
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[He had always been the only one to really challenge Dad, like, ever.
Well, and Allison.
But she could do that a lot easier than the rest of them, afterall.]
You too, Five. Planning an early retirement? [A beat passes. His face scrunches.] It's not even really an early one, I guess, huh?
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No...but that was different. [ Somehow, okay. ] Dad was an asshole and unreasonable. He deserved all the heat I gave him.
[ While Five might regret not listening to him That One Time about time traveling, the rest of the time their butting head was justified in Five's opinion. Plus, if dad was focused on him, then he left the others alone. ]
Sort of? I think I'm out of other options too. You might see me around here for a while. Congrats, you're stuck with me.
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Oh, you won't catch me denying that. He deserved all of that and so much more honestly.
Oh, really? Jeeze, what happened while you were gone? Wanna scotch about it?
[He's not even 20 yet, so this younger Klaus is still firmly in his junkie phase.]
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cw: suicidal ideation mentions, drugs/overdose
o7 Gotcha, ty
ik it's a default umbrella (ha) warning w/ Klaus but i like to heads-up when it gets specific <3
Hah, and yes that makes sense <333
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I have at least four lint rollers in my room.
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[ Yes that's both a greeting and an awful joke. He's trying. ]
Could you lend me one?
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[ Which he means wholeheartedly. ]
Do you want manual or automatic?
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They make them automatic? Or you built it?
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Hey Five, looks like you went off and grew up again. How are you doing?
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It's a bad habit of mine, always changing ages. He gives a smile and then pauses for a couple of seconds. [ He's still not used to people asking him that sort of thing, and it surprises him every time. It's nice. ]
Managing. A lot happened back home, so I'm still in the processing stage. [ Ey, at least he's trying to be honest. ] How have things been here, for you?
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[ She points out since she is use to seeing the other Five with the dog and his cats in tow. Butvshe also knows the Five moved out on his own to have his own space. ]
I've been good. I finally got partial custody of Claire and as you can see. I got my voice back. So are you sticking around here or are you going to go out on your own like the other older Five?
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Oh, that's fantastic. Both things. I don't know your Claire, but I've got to meet the one from my timeline, and she's wonderful. Really smart and kind, I wonder whom she got it from. [ Five gives Allison a meaningful look. ] And, surprisingly, she is also much less of a troublemaker than any of us ever were at her are. Or in our actual ages.
[ As for that last part, it makes Five pause. He's wondering how much to share and settles on; ]
No, I won't leave. Even if I wanted to, which I don't, there's nowhere for me to go.
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Well you are in luck. She's coming to stay with me for the next couple of weeks. So that means you'll get some Uncle/Niece bonding time. She's already met the other version of you and the several versions of Klaus. So it won't shock her to meet another Five. She's already met Sammy, May and Mocha and she loves them as much as she loves the robot pets that Peter built.
[ Her baby girl has a lot of love to give and it makes Allison happy anytime she sees her hanging off one of her siblings. Especially if the unconditional love that Claire has to give helps them feel better. ]
Well I'm not complaining if you stick around. Not that I'm judging the other Five for choosing to move out. I don't begrudge any of you guys needing your own space. Especially given the whole age situation. I get that isn't easy on you guys.
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Depends on who's asking.
[If he's here to ask her about a warranty for a car that doesn't exist, she will playfully tell him to fuck off. Otherwise, yes, she's alive.]
Lint rollers though...I have a few, but you learn to accept the fur for what it is. Can't rid of it, no matter what. [There's a pause as a small smile tugs at the corners of her mouth.] Nice to see you again, Five.
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Your dear brother, who went missing and now's back. The one you went to Disneyland with. [ It was a long time ago for him, but one of the few family activities they did all together, so he remembers it with a mixture of fondness and exasperation. ]
I'm starting to realize that. I guess it's time to switch some of my black suits for something different...maybe dark grey suits. It's good to see you too, Rey. I'm glad to know you're still here. How have you been?
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Except finally starting a skin routine because Rose made her, but that's neither here nor there.
The mention of Disneyland is a sweet memory for her. One of the few times they all had fun being together. Granted, it was hard keeping up with everyone, but worth it.]
Dark grey suits or navy blue would look good on you. Could withstand to add more color to your wardrobe. [Teasing, but she's one to talk with the amount of grey, white, and black clothing she has.]
I mean...things are the same? More or less? Work, spending time with the cats, and that's...it? [Not dating anyone, or going out on vacations. She was stuck in a rut, but why ruin something that was predictable?]
Very exciting, I know. Are you staying with anyone?
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Hmm..color? I've heard some things about it. [ Five scrunches up his nose, making a show of being displeased, but the corner of his lips upturns. He's just acting like a grumpy old man on purpose. ] I don't have any clothes here, or much of anything, really, so I plan on going shopping soon.
I see. You look tired. Are you sure everything's okay? [ The pot is calling the kettle black, but Five has always been direct, even when showing concern. ]
I'll be around here, but I'll also be staying with myself on occasion. I mean, my other self, as if we're twins, he's got his own place. He offered, and since we have the same tastes, and we're basically the same person, we get along wonderfully.
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Maybe reach out to Allison? If she hasn't reached out already. She has a team of stylists or people to help with clothing options. [Which was true. Allison was a star and had so much going on for her. She had the people and the connections, might as well use them. But, Five...that scrunching of your nose was more cute than grumpy.]
Five...when am I not tired? [It had been ages since she actually had anything restful. A good night's sleep was hard to come by, even with soothing teas.
Surprise flickers on her face. The other Five was around too? Did they both have a habit of popping in and out of people's lives at the same time? Or were they just that lucky?]
That's good. You at least have ...yourself? To crash with. [God, that sounded so weird to say aloud.] Maybe you both could use a wardrobe upgrade--add in actual colors like...blues, and greens. Maybe a yellow pastel? [Joking, Five. Just joking.]
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