n5: (S4 -  Things can't get worse)
Five 'Feral Gremlin' Hargreeves | ☂ ([personal profile] n5) wrote in [community profile] umbrellajackassery2024-09-10 09:53 pm

Mass Video | OTA

[ Five is in the garden, sitting on the grass with a big golden retriever seemingly sleeping on his lap, effectively pinning him in place. The dog's eyes are closed, but if one is observant, they might notice the tail wagging lazily behind him. Five has one hand on Sammy's head, gently scratching him between the ears as he tries to come up with what to say now that he's decided to announce his presence again.

He came back a few days ago after what feels like a lifetime away. He's found his other self, but he's been afraid to ask who else is around. Afraid about who might not be. But he's never been keen on wasting time, and while his memories are still fuzzy, it's better to rip the metaphorical ban-aid once and for all. ]


Ey, so...it's been some time. [ He's grown up, grown older, and even though it can't be seen because the dog is on his legs, Five left the damn shorts behind him a few years ago. There's also a tiredness in his eyes that wasn't there before. ]

I have two important questions;

Number one, who's not dead?
And number two, do we have any lint rollers?

[ As people can see by the sorry the state of Five's suit, now covered in fur, wearing dark clothes, and having a golden retriever as a pet is a bad combination. ]
oldmanfive: (49 | Season 4)

Voice

[personal profile] oldmanfive 2024-09-11 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
There's lint rollers! Just check the kitchen drawers.

[ Five buys in bulk. Three animals with two prone to shedding. There's no way to be without. ]
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oldmanfive: Domestic Bliss (28 | Season 4)

[personal profile] oldmanfive 2024-09-11 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, at least until Sammy has his groomers appointment. The lady who works on him is so good at de-shedding him. She's good with the cats too. They all love her.

[ Clearly Five took his role as pet dad seriously.]
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oldmanfive: Domestic Bliss (47 | Season 4)

[personal profile] oldmanfive 2024-09-11 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, I'll text you her information. Along with Sammy's appointment information. Probably not, she doesn't know there are two of us around. Though I guess we should think of a story for non family and mere acquaintances.

I really don't mind if you raid my closet but I can take you to the shop I go too for clothes if you want?
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ghostphone: (You know you wanna)

[personal profile] ghostphone 2024-09-11 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
You look like hell.

[For the record.

You're welcome.

Klaus does look a little older himself, but still much younger than the one Five might be more used to.]
ghostphone: ({Smoke} Smirk)

[personal profile] ghostphone 2024-09-11 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[He just grins at the chastising.] It never stopped you when we were kids.

[He had always been the only one to really challenge Dad, like, ever.

Well, and Allison.
But she could do that a lot easier than the rest of them, afterall.]


You too, Five. Planning an early retirement? [A beat passes. His face scrunches.] It's not even really an early one, I guess, huh?
ghostphone: (u suck & that's sad)

[personal profile] ghostphone 2024-09-11 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[He has so many more of them than people ever seem to notice, tbh.]

Oh, you won't catch me denying that. He deserved all of that and so much more honestly.

Oh, really? Jeeze, what happened while you were gone? Wanna scotch about it?

[He's not even 20 yet, so this younger Klaus is still firmly in his junkie phase.]

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the_arachnid: (Default)

[personal profile] the_arachnid 2024-09-16 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Still alive and kicking.

I have at least four lint rollers in my room.
the_arachnid: (excuse you)

[personal profile] the_arachnid 2024-09-16 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, Five. Always good to see you.

[ Which he means wholeheartedly. ]

Do you want manual or automatic?
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rumorvsreality: (pic#14948213)

[personal profile] rumorvsreality 2024-09-17 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ Allison pops onto the video chat, she likely looks younger than Five would remember, but this Allison hasn't been through the last few years of trauma. She just looks surprised to see Five again, but he only has the dog and not the cats with him too. That makes two different Fives who have had the glow up. It makes her sad that she seems to be missing out on his life all over again. ]

Hey Five, looks like you went off and grew up again. How are you doing?
rumorvsreality: (pic#14957121)

[personal profile] rumorvsreality 2024-09-17 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I can agree with that. You also seem to share Klaus' habit of more than one version showing up.

[ She points out since she is use to seeing the other Five with the dog and his cats in tow. Butvshe also knows the Five moved out on his own to have his own space. ]

I've been good. I finally got partial custody of Claire and as you can see. I got my voice back. So are you sticking around here or are you going to go out on your own like the other older Five?
rumorvsreality: (pic#14956092)

[personal profile] rumorvsreality 2024-09-18 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
It's okay, you don't have to apologize for something that wasn't in your control. I'm happy to see you. [ And she means it. She knows they weren't exactly close when they were kids, but she has wanted to right that wrong with most of her siblings. Especially Viktor and well Five since she never thought she would see him again. While she has seen the other Five around, he has seemed withdrawn. And she honestly wasn't sure how to help, other than throwing Claire at him to overwhelm him with her niece cuteness. ]

Well you are in luck. She's coming to stay with me for the next couple of weeks. So that means you'll get some Uncle/Niece bonding time. She's already met the other version of you and the several versions of Klaus. So it won't shock her to meet another Five. She's already met Sammy, May and Mocha and she loves them as much as she loves the robot pets that Peter built.

[ Her baby girl has a lot of love to give and it makes Allison happy anytime she sees her hanging off one of her siblings. Especially if the unconditional love that Claire has to give helps them feel better. ]

Well I'm not complaining if you stick around. Not that I'm judging the other Five for choosing to move out. I don't begrudge any of you guys needing your own space. Especially given the whole age situation. I get that isn't easy on you guys.

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talentedscavenger: (Modern//Uh huh)

[personal profile] talentedscavenger 2024-09-19 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[The voice sounds different and familiar at the same time. Well...damn, this was something she couldn't have predicted. The video turns on to show Rey. She looks a little younger than Five would be used to, but there's still the same tiredness in her eyes from working too much.]

Depends on who's asking.

[If he's here to ask her about a warranty for a car that doesn't exist, she will playfully tell him to fuck off. Otherwise, yes, she's alive.]

Lint rollers though...I have a few, but you learn to accept the fur for what it is. Can't rid of it, no matter what. [There's a pause as a small smile tugs at the corners of her mouth.] Nice to see you again, Five.

talentedscavenger: (Modern//Pensive)

[personal profile] talentedscavenger 2024-09-23 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahh, that brother. Then, yeah, I'm alive. [A soft chuckle, happy to see him again. Granted, she's exhausted, but nothing else has changed with her.

Except finally starting a skin routine because Rose made her, but that's neither here nor there.

The mention of Disneyland is a sweet memory for her. One of the few times they all had fun being together. Granted, it was hard keeping up with everyone, but worth it.]


Dark grey suits or navy blue would look good on you. Could withstand to add more color to your wardrobe. [Teasing, but she's one to talk with the amount of grey, white, and black clothing she has.]

I mean...things are the same? More or less? Work, spending time with the cats, and that's...it? [Not dating anyone, or going out on vacations. She was stuck in a rut, but why ruin something that was predictable?]

Very exciting, I know. Are you staying with anyone?
talentedscavenger: (Modern//Grin)

[personal profile] talentedscavenger 2024-09-24 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
You don't need to apologize. Things....they just happened. [There's a small shrug from her. There wasn't much he could do--he was trying to save them? Or, save the world? One of the two. If Rey thought about it too much, she might give herself a head.

Maybe reach out to Allison? If she hasn't reached out already. She has a team of stylists or people to help with clothing options. [Which was true. Allison was a star and had so much going on for her. She had the people and the connections, might as well use them. But, Five...that scrunching of your nose was more cute than grumpy.]

Five...when am I not tired? [It had been ages since she actually had anything restful. A good night's sleep was hard to come by, even with soothing teas.

Surprise flickers on her face. The other Five was around too? Did they both have a habit of popping in and out of people's lives at the same time? Or were they just that lucky?]


That's good. You at least have ...yourself? To crash with. [God, that sounded so weird to say aloud.] Maybe you both could use a wardrobe upgrade--add in actual colors like...blues, and greens. Maybe a yellow pastel? [Joking, Five. Just joking.]