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[the_arachnid]

I don't know about you guys, but I am so all for taking a trip to Magic Kingdom for two weeks.

Who can I count on to come with me to Galaxy's Edge to make a lightsaber and a droid?

[ Let's be real: Peter Benjamin Hargreeves/Number 8, can and will in fact turn the toy droid into a real working one. He just wants the awesome shell. No one should find that surprising. ]

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[numberthree]

Can I get a replica of the engraved purple lightsaber out of it?

[the_arachnid]

You can customize it however you want. And you can buy other crystals for it so if you get sick of purple you can swap out for green.

Oh! And if you have a Holocron? You can put the crystals in that and hear something about the Jedi/sith soul attached to it.

[numberthree]

But I just want that one.

[the_arachnid]

This is going to be so much fun, Allison.

Our first Disney trip.

Hell. Fuck that. Our first family vacation like ever. We have to make up for that.

[the_horror]

of course you'd want purple.

[numberthree]

Mace Windu's lightsaber is amazing, excuse you.

[the_horror]

Or, hear me out, Mace Windu's hilt, but blue~

[Someone likes blue, okay?]

[fireandthread]

Allison. Allison. Best Allison in the world. How do you feel about a very light version to costumes and cosplay for this?

People won't even know you're in cosplay.

[numberthree]

What are we talking about? What are you thinking?

[fireandthread]

Disney Bounding. Cosplaying Disney characters so subtly that no one can say anything about it.

They don't like having people walk around in costumes unless they're like...small children. But, give me some time and I can probably come up with some awesome Star Wars Disney Bounding attire.

Do you think we can convince Klaus to let us give him Rey's awesome hairstyle?

[ It's likely she actually means it. ]

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[n5]

[ Five had to reread the text 3 times and he still only understood 20% of these words. What on Earth is Galaxy's Edge? And a magic Kingdom???? ]

Did you find Klaus's drug stash? please say no.

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[the_arachnid]

If did, and I'm neither confirming nor denying, but...


if I did? It no longer exists and is down in the deepest part of the sewers right now.

[ He is absolutely That Asshole Sibling who has thrown out a stash or two. ]

We're going to Disney in Orlando. We're going to go to a part of one of their parks that's styled to look like it belongs in the world of Star Wars. And we're all going to make our own lightsabers.

[n5]

Ah. I like those hypothetical situations.

[ If Five where there he might consider High-fiving you, Peter. ]

Disney...You could have simply said so. Well, have fun and try not to blow up anything.

[the_horror]

Translation:
Pete wants to go to Disney...world, I think? maybe Land?
He wants to go to Star Wars land and build a toy laser sword and robot
It would be FUN

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[fireandthread]

[ But Charlie's bedroom door is open and she's laughing at this comment. Just in case anyone's close enough to hear it. ]

[n5]

[ Thanks, Ben for using actual words he can understand. ]

Isn't Disney Land in Paris? I didn't know there was a Star Wars land too. Are we sure Peter doesn't want to steal one of the droids?

That said, you go have fun then.

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[fireandthread]

Peter, you've reawoken my need to try my damn hardest to find a black kyber crystal. But those boxes aren't labeled. It's a random find. 1 in 300.

I just need it. So bad.

[the_horror]

isn't it just a red saber?

[fireandthread]

I think it is? But still. It's super rare. Hard to find.

[rumourmill]

I'm game! What are we going to name it?

[the_arachnid]

I don't know. Naming a droid is serious business. We have to get it right. Naming moms robotic cat Pixie was far easier.

[rumourmill]

I know. The name is everything. It practically dictates personality.

[obediences]

Oh my god.

[ Luther doesn't even scroll back up to read through everyone else's comments. There is a lot of it. There are so many people in this family and his brain's already falling apart trying to imagine the logistics of wrangling everyone at Disney World. ]

[the_arachnid]

Breathe, Luther. This is going to be amazing. There are so many parks to hit. We're gonna be on vacation for a while.

[obediences]

You're all probably going to do something unspeakably chaotic at the park and get locked up in Disney Jail, and then I'll have to be the one to bail you out.