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Peter Hargreeves ([personal profile] the_arachnid) wrote in [community profile] umbrellajackassery2019-04-01 05:42 pm

another mass text to everyone but mom:

Hey, guys. Family and guests alike. I need your help with a couple things. First off, I need everyone. Each and every single one of you, to come down to my workshop. I have a project that just needs ten seconds of your time, five if you cooperate and do as I say. It's important. It's a gift for Mom.

Second: Once this is done, I need you guys to get mom out of the house so I can set this up somewhere for her to find.

I know the last part will be hard, given her protocols and everything, but do your best. This is important. It's about time mom got something nice that was just hers, right?


Thanks.

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