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Klaus Hargreeves ([personal profile] bestfuneralever) wrote in [community profile] umbrellajackassery 2019-05-09 02:02 am (UTC)

"They say sneezing is kind of in line with orgasms, in that it's kind of a total loss of control, however temporary-- so I guess it makes sense it'd fuck with your powers. Like a disruption of your ability to stay in one place or something?" He squints a little. "I guess?" That... made more sense before he said it out loud, but whatever, it's out there. And also-- he's not even sorry for bringing up orgasms in front of you, Five.

He shrugs a little. "If you say so. We can just stick to the old fashioned, lay here and close your eyes and maybe count some sheep." He holds up one finger, "Has that ever worked for anyone in this history of ever, by the way?"

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