I am flesh and I am bone

[ Five is sitting cross-legged on the carpet living room, wearing the Academy uniform. There's nothing strange about that but instead of their regular black tie, he's wearing a dark burgundy one. There's also a very excitable, very small puppy on his lap, rolling around and either trying to playfully bite his fingers -which Five doesn't seem to mind- or waving his tail wildly and asking for belly rubs...that Five also provides as he speaks. ]

It's good to know that someone here can recognize me. [ Yes, he is talking about the dog. ] Due to the random Tear in the space continuum that afflicts the house and makes a duplicate of us from time to time, there are now two of me around. I'm the poor unfortunate soul that you all dragged to Disney World.

[ He had fun but he's not about to admit it, shh. ]

Given than most of you are less skilled than the dog, I'm wearing a different tie so it's easier to tell us apart. Please try to remember which one is w... [ Five doesn't get to finish because the puppy is now standing on his hind legs and licking his face, making the boy scrunch up his nose. Thanks for ruining his speech, puppy. Five reaches up to scratch the dogs between the ears affectionately, raising his chin to speak. ] Does anybody know any good dog names?