[Backdated] Two Grumpy Old Men Finally Get Some Sleep!

[oldmanfive]

It had been a long time since Five had been able to get more than just a couple of hours of sleep that weren't full of nightmares or hadn't been a blackout due to either an injury or just flat out drinking too much liquor. And well certainly it is a rarity that he lets anyone into his personal space, sleeping or not.

So it might come as a surprise to any of the house occupants, that happen to pass by the living room to find not one but two Fives passed out on the sofa. They might be even more surprised to see the pair huddled together for warmth and just general comfort. At this rate they really do look the part of twin brothers rather than two versions of the same person. This is probably the first time in a long time that either has fully let their guard down. And well they do look adorable while they are sleeping.

Anyone looking for blackmail fodder or to just enjoy poking the sleeping bear, now is the time to do it, because who knows when they will let this happen again. At least out in the living room...



[ooc; So this would be the day after Rey's date night with Steve, but before Five's post to everyone about how to tell the two of them apart. Anyone wanting to take pictures of them for proof that this happened are greatly encouraged! Prose or action brackets are fine for this fyi.]

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[oldmanfive]

[ Rey's little huff earns a smirk out of him, but he's a bit more appeased, since her boyfriend's birthday isn't the thing he wants to be called a liar on of all things. He can be petty too. ] Yes, actually, it is.

[ Five can't help but snort at the idea of them ever being heroes, he knows that was what Reginald called them, but he knows as well as his counterpart they were nothing more than little soldiers that Hargreeves was looking to control. ]

That's the kinder way of putting it. [ He replies to Rey's question, though he's distracted by the sound of Sammy's little barks. He glances over to see that he is now wearing a bowtie. Who isn't spoiling the little pup rotten at this point? He wonders as his twin picks up the dog and puts him into his lap. He rolls his eyes as other Five admits that really only Vanya and Rey seem to be able to get things out of them that no one else can. However Five can think of one more person that could likely get them to concede. ]

Don't forget about Ben. He's definitely the only brother that could talk us into giving in. [ Suddenly he finds himself getting licked on the cheek by the puppy in his counterpart's arms. Instinctively he pulls away and rubs the top of Sammy's head instead. He glances over to Rey with a quirked eyebrow.]

Mischief eh? Just keep in mind that turnabout is fair play.

[ He has to warn her. Just because their sisters and brother are weaknesses to them, doesn't mean he is beneath using their regard for him to get them back. Lightly he shakes his head as he wasn't necessarily trying to rush her, but it seemed like she took it that way. ]

Rey, there's nothing wrong with striking while the iron is hot. If he mentioned anything about you possibly visiting him, then he likely would like you to visit him. If it makes you feel less awkward, maybe suggest a family outing to New York as a cover? Then you would have a reason to be in the same place as him.

[n5]

[ If Rey gets pissed off by his other self and refuses to make him more coffee, Five will happily take the extra one. He will do the sacrifice. ]

We did save people...sometimes. The real question is, does Steve know enough about the Umbrella Academy to remember when our birthday is? [ And by extension, Rey's. Pretty much the whole world knews about that back in the day. It the man doesn't, because he happened to be frozen at the time and then he didn't catch up, that would be kinda funny as well. ]

If you know, then don't conveniently forget it later. [ Five chides her gently and then watches Sammy let out a single bark after Rey calls him adorable, as if acknowledging it. They are all spoiling the dog rotten and Five fails to be as annoyed by it as he should. He snickers when Sammy licks his twin and then shakes his head. ]

Let me out of your vendettas, children. [ He tells his other self and his sister but there's an amused look in his eyes. If Rey does something to the other, chances are he might end caught in the crossfire. They're both really easy to mistake for one another, in lieu of actually being the same person. ] And yes, that's true about Ben. No one tells him.

[ He will be the worst of all of his siblings if he realized he holds that power. Five loves his brother but he remembers with fond amusement that Ben could also be a little shit on occasion. He doesn't want Rey to feel pressured but these two are curious and happy to discuss something with the family that is not the end of the world for a change. ]

It's an idea. Unless you want us to actually go to New York so you don't have to lie to him. That sure won't end terribly.

[talentedscavenger]

[ There was a shrug of Rey's shoulders. She didn't know how much Steve knew about the Umbrella Academy, what the government knew and had fed to him. Though it lead to a more poignant question:]

Birthdays aside--do you think Dad would've let the government keep tabs on us when we were growing up?

[Great way to side step the question. Reginald wasn't a man who was known for...sharing things. He wanted his children to compete for his attention, to be the best. But, his attention amounted to a glance in their direction and a few words. Not words of encouragement or endearment. Criticism or imparting some bullshit that was important to him.]

I won't--if you both promise not to "forget" either. [Rey quipped back, watching as Sammy demands attention from his owner(s)? His parents? His..father and uncle? Either way, the dog was adorable. But, how could they forget Ben?] Ben holds a great power over all of us, we can't deny that. [They lost him once. They couldn't bare to lose him again too...And he was the most level headed one out of all the brothers.

Though, all of them could be little shit starters--at least Ben was the nicer one out all their brothers.

Rey had to hold back a chuckle at both of her brothers. The warning wasn't lost on her, yet one Five doesn't want to be involved. Ohhh, he would be though. In one way or another, he would be.] Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black, big brother?

[Just had to throw that in there. If anyone was a 'child' it was her. Let the Five's duke it out in terms of who was older, be a fun thing to watch.

As for the idea of doing a family outing to New York, that caused Rey to give her brother a flat look. There as a difference between striking the iron while it was hot and trying to kill Captain America with a tidal wave of Hargreeves family members.]

It wouldn't be awkward to meet him in New York, I just don't want to rush things. What you're proposing if having me die from stress if the entire family went with me. [Someone was bound to ask where she was going. Or tail her and if they found out she was with Steve, THEN shit would get awkward to the nth degree.]

I can talk to him about visiting during our next date, see if maybe in a month or so I could visit him. If he's not busy or anything. [She did have plenty of vacation time saved up even after taking time to go to Florida with her siblings.] Maybe do a weekend trip or something, wouldn't be too bad.

[oldmanfive]

[ Okay Traitor. Bought off by coffee, he sees how it is. B| Five merely gives his counterpart a flat stare. ]

No one said that we didn't but let's be real in terms of actual heroes. We weren't even in Captain America's league. We were just a bunch of kids playing at being heroes because Reginald demanded it of us. [ No point in sugar coating the fact that their father was a piece of shit. They all got the memo by now. ] You both realize that you can google the Umbrella Academy's birthday right? That part was never a secret when Dad had us out there doing all those stupid magazine shoots and interviews.

[ He leans back in his chair and starts drinking his coffee again, because at this rate he refuses to believe that Steve Rogers doesn't know how google works, the man has been back with the living for seven years.

He glances over to Rey as she gives them a reminder as well.]

We wouldn't have brought it up, if we planned on 'forgetting' ourselves. [ They are both trying to be in their siblings' lives more now. Hell having conversations like this was honestly big steps for them. Of course he has to roll his eyes as his twin wishes to be left out any mischief as if that is an option.]

Oh please, don't even think you get to be neutral. [ He scoffs at his counterpart, before giving Rey a flat stare, oh she is trying it today. ] Oh keep pushing it, young miss.

[ Rey hasn't seen the depths of his mischief yet. If she was dying of embarrassment just over the small exchange they had with Steve in her apartment, he knows how actually embarrass her.]

Rey, stop overthinking it. You'll just stress yourself out. He obviously likes you or he wouldn't have made it a point to reconnect with you during his trip here. If he lived in this state, you can't say that you wouldn't be going out on even more dates. So what is wrong with visiting him in his state sooner rather than later?

[ It isn't rocket science here. Why make things more complicated than they need to be? Of course, he keeps those questions to himself. He's at least please to hear her suggest visiting Steve sooner, instead of acting as if she is putting undue stress on Steve for actually liking him. ]