n5: (Listen to me)
Five 'Feral Gremlin' Hargreeves | ☂ ([personal profile] n5) wrote in [community profile] umbrellajackassery 2020-10-01 04:03 pm (UTC)

[ If Rey gets pissed off by his other self and refuses to make him more coffee, Five will happily take the extra one. He will do the sacrifice. ]

We did save people...sometimes. The real question is, does Steve know enough about the Umbrella Academy to remember when our birthday is? [ And by extension, Rey's. Pretty much the whole world knews about that back in the day. It the man doesn't, because he happened to be frozen at the time and then he didn't catch up, that would be kinda funny as well. ]

If you know, then don't conveniently forget it later. [ Five chides her gently and then watches Sammy let out a single bark after Rey calls him adorable, as if acknowledging it. They are all spoiling the dog rotten and Five fails to be as annoyed by it as he should. He snickers when Sammy licks his twin and then shakes his head. ]

Let me out of your vendettas, children. [ He tells his other self and his sister but there's an amused look in his eyes. If Rey does something to the other, chances are he might end caught in the crossfire. They're both really easy to mistake for one another, in lieu of actually being the same person. ] And yes, that's true about Ben. No one tells him.

[ He will be the worst of all of his siblings if he realized he holds that power. Five loves his brother but he remembers with fond amusement that Ben could also be a little shit on occasion. He doesn't want Rey to feel pressured but these two are curious and happy to discuss something with the family that is not the end of the world for a change. ]

It's an idea. Unless you want us to actually go to New York so you don't have to lie to him. That sure won't end terribly.

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